funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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cats sitting in places they shouldn't laptop eggs turtle cat funny memes cute tweets twitter tumblr reddit | Posted by u/chaosgirl93 1 year ago 4.4k Five beds and ten chairs house. He sits on eggs. cat sitting on top a carton of eggs

Hooligan Cats Sitting Where They Shouldn't

rating rate cats tweets twitter funny lol rates aww cute animals cat | WeRateCats @_We_Rate_Cats This is Smokey. He's wondering why disturbed his slumber. 12/10 hope have good excuse.

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Funny memes about parenting, kids | kid makes friend at park, but now stuck talking parents am uncomfortable dog | After 3,456,358th Mom, look at day OverheardMother

Parenting Memes And Tweets For Moms And Dads Who Can't Catch A Break

funniest dad tweets of the week- cover pic | Text - No Idea: Daddy Blog @byclintedwards I'm 3 kids and 13 years into parenting and I went to bed last night like an idiot assuming my 6yo would sleep in because she was up late, and now I want to yell at my earlier self "that's not how it works you dumbass! You're in hell, remember?" But I won't because l'm an optimist

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Woman Gets Locked Out Of The House, Her Cat Stepped in to Help

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tweets of dumb things people overheard at movie theaters | tweet about 127 hours movie @ Save CJ @oboe_cop Replying to @shutupmikeginn I went to see 127 hours at the cinema. Part way through a lady in the row behind me said l hope he's not going to be stuck behind that rock for the whole film

Twitter Users Reveal Ridiculous Statements Overheard At The Movie Theater

wholesome thoughts dogs tweets funny lol aww animals adorable cute twitter uplifting | Thoughts Dog dog_feelings human had another video call today. but this time. they put front screen. gave their headset. and walked away may have been joke them. but this is exactly promotion have been waiting

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funniest tweets written by women - cover pic | Agnes @Agnessjon Just when I thought this year couldn't get any worse I just heard on the news that we might be able to have family dinners as usual this Christmas

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Funny tweet about how americans are super paranoid about working constantly or being out of touch, europeans go on vacation and don't care at all, detached

Accurate

Depressing memes, self-deprecating memes, anxiety memes, funny tweets, twitter memes, relatable memes and tweets | girlsclothes do people their twentys do except go grocery store grace-has-forgiveness sometimes lie bed paralyzed by knowledge life is neither meaningful nor enjoyable asgarddropout and then go get snacks | Are night person or morning person at night morning screaming screaming begins again possum

Slightly Sad Memes And Tweets Filled With Self-Deprecation

funny tweet about doing planks exercise makes time slower

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Funny tweet about the rock and covid-19 smell what he's cooking | omegafrost @omegafrost Dwayne Johnson and his family all got Covid, they figured it out when he was making dinner and they couldn't smell what The Rock was cooking

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Funny Twitter meme that reads, "If anyone is planning any illegal activities tonight let me know. I love doing crimes"

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funny tweet about brother in law who gets tired of going to buy rice every day and buys AN entire truck of it, angry wife, lorry driver | Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv brother law gift never stops giving tired being sent get rice every day so he decided buy bulk, talked shop about wires got crossed, now there is OMG my literal TRUCK FILLED WITH RICE outside house and my sister is losing her shit Imfao 15:06 03 Sep 20 Twitter Web App 33.8K Retweets 15.5K Quote Tweets 209K Likes Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv

Twitter Thread: Frustrated Husband Buys Entire Truck Of Rice, Insanity Ensues

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Funny memes about all the disasters that have happened in 2020 | looking outside see chapter Revelation doing today. woman crouching down struggling to look | Time traveler: Hey year is this e: 2020 Time traveler: Has happened yet Time traveler disaster ?e: Do have slightest idea little narrows down? Skull mask

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funniest relationship tweets of the week - cover pic tweet @cheers27402373 I've never been to hell, but I once hung out with a newly engaged couple who called each other 'Babe' every 5 minutes

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