funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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tweet by caroline doyle @cdOy13 turns out three men talking at the same time is my least favorite sound 2020 presidential debate Donald Trump Joe Biden

How 'Bout That Debate?

funniest dad tweets of the week - Text - Text - James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn Me: It's National Daughter Day. 8-year-old: What did you get me? Me: Nothing. It's not a gift-giving holiday. 8: I'll remember that on Father's Day

Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (September 29, 2020)

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funny memes about law, crime, legal system, criminal law, tumblr, tumblr posts, tweets, funny tweets, courtroom, judge | sextronautt can lawyers argue without crying lightspeedsound am lawyer and let tell gets like super close dude Source: sextronautt 1,277,233 notes

Funny Memes That Live At The Intersection Of Law And Crime

Funny tweet about being a lizard instead of having to deal with real life and knowing what foot pics are | normal guy parody account @urvillageidiot you wake up. you're still a lizard sunning on a red rock. it was all a dream. the concept of selling "feet pics" to pay back "student loans" is already losing its meaning as you open and lick your own eyeballs to moisten them. time to eat a

God I Wish That Were Me

Funny tweets and response to TikTok McDonald's proposal | person in a face mask kneeling down in a fast food restaurant | Laughing Leo DiCaprio when he have time to make the heart rose petals

TikTok McDonald's Proposal Is A Perfect Example Of Wholesome Cringe

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Funny tweet about actually getting enough sleep and waking up well-rested | maggie mull @infinitesimull Can you even imagine getting in bed and then easily falling asleep and then waking up feeling rested and then having a good day and then doing it again

Impossible

funny tweets, twitter memes, funny, ryan reynolds tweets, deadpool, vancity reynolds, parenting tweets | Ryan Reynolds Follow @VancityReynolds Damn 's hard letting infant daughter go somewhere alone first time total mess dropping her off at Burning Man.

Quality Twitter Gems From Ryan Reynolds

Funny memes of Robert Pattinson standing in kitchen | text - spooky blm donny @_donnydrama we kicked this dude out of the party 6 times and somehow he keeps getting back in literally no one knows who he is

Robert Pattinson Standing In The Kitchen Memes Makes Great Material

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funny note to cats and dogs | be posted VERY LOW on refrigerator door nose height. Dear Dogs and Cats dishes with paw print are yours and contain food other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing paw print middle my plate and food does not stake claim becoming food and dish, nor do find aesthetically pleasing slightest

Dad Writes Funny Note To His Cats And Dogs And Twitter Relates

funny tweets, funny memes, relationships, dating, streaming | caitlin @hello_caitlin 0k I'm stoned but this seems like a good idea: what if there was an app that both you and your partner have where you both swipe right or left on movies that are on your streaming services and when you find a match it lets you know

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Michael Herrera @papertiki This is important. D$G Willybo @willybooooo i swear y'all spend money on the most childish things ever ... where can i get one tho cable protector shaped like a dog

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funniest dad tweets of the week - Text - Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking I can clean my car, vacuum it squeaky clean. Put my kids in. Give them absolutely nothing and there's 52 lbs of crumbs in the seats when they get out. This is how I know children are 98% made up of crumbs.

Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (September 22, 2020)

funny and cute bird memes - thumbnail includes two images on of proud parents and screaming ball of feathers and one of a cute tweets where a bird hands his human a feather | kelsey lewin Follow Okelslewin think this means my bird just asked marry him

Cockatiel Hour: Emusing Birb Memes

fresh batch of dog rates from popular twitter acound 'we rate dogs' - thumbnail of cute dog that looks like a wrinkly baby hippo | WeRateDogs dog_rates only rate dogs. Unfortunately this is tiny house hippo. Please send dogs. Thank 13/10 Shar Pei

Fresh Doggo Rates Is The Ultimate Uplifting Update

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funniest women tweets we came across this week - Text - Rachel @femaleredhead girls be like "happy birthday to the craziest person i know" and it's just sarah

Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (September 21, 2020)

funny tweet about girls on social media craziest woman birthday sarah

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