funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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Funny meme about seeing a lizard at 7-11 named marvin | ELEUEII Kristen Arnett @Kristen_Arnett • ld v this morning at 7-eleven i saw a lizard next to the coffee maker and the cashier said "no worries that's just marvin, he likes the smell" 0 342 45.5K 250K < 7-Eleven e @7eleven • 3h Oh no! Can you DM us with the store location you visited so we can check in on Marvin? Thank you! 132 0 686 < Kristen Arnett @Kristen_Arnett

Protect Marvin At All Costs

Funny twitter meme: a relationship should be 50/50, dating, relatable | Jodi Arias OnlyFans @saintknives a relationship should be 50/50. your partner rejects all of your tv show suggestions, you reject all of their tv show suggestions.

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tweet by caroline doyle @cdOy13 turns out three men talking at the same time is my least favorite sound 2020 presidential debate Donald Trump Joe Biden

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funniest dad tweets of the week - Text - Text - James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn Me: It's National Daughter Day. 8-year-old: What did you get me? Me: Nothing. It's not a gift-giving holiday. 8: I'll remember that on Father's Day

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Funny random memes | kylie @kylie2420 customers come 6 hours before closing Squidward spongebob squarepants | trying insert my card drive through ATM baby yoda struggling to reach

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Funny tweet about being a lizard instead of having to deal with real life and knowing what foot pics are | normal guy parody account @urvillageidiot you wake up. you're still a lizard sunning on a red rock. it was all a dream. the concept of selling "feet pics" to pay back "student loans" is already losing its meaning as you open and lick your own eyeballs to moisten them. time to eat a

God I Wish That Were Me

Funny memes of Robert Pattinson standing in kitchen | text - spooky blm donny @_donnydrama we kicked this dude out of the party 6 times and somehow he keeps getting back in literally no one knows who he is

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Funny tweets and response to TikTok McDonald's proposal | person in a face mask kneeling down in a fast food restaurant | Laughing Leo DiCaprio when he have time to make the heart rose petals

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Funny tweet about actually getting enough sleep and waking up well-rested | maggie mull @infinitesimull Can you even imagine getting in bed and then easily falling asleep and then waking up feeling rested and then having a good day and then doing it again

Impossible

funny and cute bird memes - thumbnail includes two images on of proud parents and screaming ball of feathers and one of a cute tweets where a bird hands his human a feather | kelsey lewin Follow Okelslewin think this means my bird just asked marry him

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funny tweets, twitter memes, funny, ryan reynolds tweets, deadpool, vancity reynolds, parenting tweets | Ryan Reynolds Follow @VancityReynolds Damn 's hard letting infant daughter go somewhere alone first time total mess dropping her off at Burning Man.

Quality Twitter Gems From Ryan Reynolds

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Michael Herrera @papertiki This is important. D$G Willybo @willybooooo i swear y'all spend money on the most childish things ever ... where can i get one tho cable protector shaped like a dog

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wholesome thoughts dogs tweets funny lol aww animals adorable cute twitter uplifting | Thoughts Dog dog_feelings human had another video call today. but this time. they put front screen. gave their headset. and walked away may have been joke them. but this is exactly promotion have been waiting

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funny tweets, funny memes, relationships, dating, streaming | caitlin @hello_caitlin 0k I'm stoned but this seems like a good idea: what if there was an app that both you and your partner have where you both swipe right or left on movies that are on your streaming services and when you find a match it lets you know

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funniest dad tweets of the week - Text - Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking I can clean my car, vacuum it squeaky clean. Put my kids in. Give them absolutely nothing and there's 52 lbs of crumbs in the seats when they get out. This is how I know children are 98% made up of crumbs.

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fresh batch of dog rates from popular twitter acound 'we rate dogs' - thumbnail of cute dog that looks like a wrinkly baby hippo | WeRateDogs dog_rates only rate dogs. Unfortunately this is tiny house hippo. Please send dogs. Thank 13/10 Shar Pei

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8-year-old boy helps overwhelmed server at an understaffed restaurant, mom beams with pride: 'I've been trying to teach my kid about kindness and empathy…'

8-year-old boy helps overwhelmed server at an understaffed restaurant, mom beams with pride: 'I've been trying to teach my kid about kindness and empathy…'

Employee leaves company after 12 years, manager tells him the company would've created any job he wanted if he had asked for it: 'Why tell me now, as I'm leaving, that my dream job was supposedly in the works?'

Employee leaves company after 12 years, manager tells him the company would've created any job he wanted if he had asked for it: 'Why tell me now, as I'm leaving, that my dream job was supposedly in the works?'

Mom sends unwanted son to work on foreign farm, resulting in him making a fortune through hard work, he refuses to share the profit with the family: ‘Make your own money’

Mom sends unwanted son to work on foreign farm, resulting in him making a fortune through hard work, he refuses to share the profit with the family: ‘Make your own money’

Successful businessman refuses to give half his fortune to his farmer brother after a lifetime of his family favoring his brother: 'I was sending money home regularly.'

Successful businessman refuses to give half his fortune to his farmer brother after a lifetime of his family favoring his brother: 'I was sending money home regularly.'

Neighbor demands closer parking spot because she has 3 kids under 5 years old, resident refuses and reports ongoing disputes: 'You don't NEED close spot like do'

Neighbor demands closer parking spot because she has 3 kids under 5 years old, resident refuses and reports ongoing disputes: 'You don't NEED close spot like do'

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