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When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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Tweet that reads, "Socrates: To do is to be; Plato: To be is to do; Scobby: Do be do"

Zoinks

Funny meme about tim allen.

SMDH

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34 Funky Memes That'll Help You Kill The Pain

Tweet that reads, "STOP holding onto people just because you have a history together;" someone replies below, "But they're my kids"

No Exceptions

Tweet that reads, "[Before Christian rock was invented] *In mosh pit* Wish I could do this for the Lord"

Praise The Lord In Every And Any Circumstance

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Tweet that reads, "'Hey, we see that your account balance is at -$2.35, so we're gonna charge you a $35 eat-sh*t fee cause we're the bank"

HA! POOR

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15 Smug Hipster Memes And Posts That Are, Like, Totally Ironic

Text that reads, "Boss: You're an hour late; Guy who's about to invent daylight savings: Oh, you haven't heard?"

Wow, What A Genius

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Tweet that reads, "There is an outbreak of measles in the USA. Fellow Ugandans, one shilling a day could save these dying kids"

F*cking Savage

Tweet that reads, "Pi Day is just a fake holiday created by math companies to sell more math"

Damn Corporate America

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15 Tweets About Food You Probably Shouldn’t Read While Eating

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Twitter that checks if dogs are pettable in video games or not

This Amusing Twitter Page Checks If You Can Pet The Dogs Featured In Popular Video Games

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17 Tweets That Prove When Facebook Is Down, Twitter Becomes A Meme Goldmine

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Tweet that reads, "I'm mad teachers told us 'If you don't do well in school you're gonna be the garbage man' and never told us the garbage man made more than them"

Lost Opportunity

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15 Righteous Jesus Memes That'll Save You From Eternal Hellfire