funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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funny tweets and tumblr jokes | Cemeterry F @daemonic3 So date talked about my obsession with reducing fractions too much wasn't good idea Yeah well, hindsight is 1 | nerdgul average pineapple, peeled and cut makes about 4.5 cups or 36 ounces pineapple chunks. Cans pineapple come variety sizes most common being 20oz and 46oz. Meaning single pineapple generally won't fill up single can perfectly, wich also means everytime u eat pineapple can somewhere someone else has can has rest same pineapple.

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Funny memes and tweets about coronavirus and quarantine, working from home | working home Can cover l'm gonna go take nap My dog girlsthinkimfunn | getting extra done up grocery stop b/c 's only time go out anymore woman in pink dress at the vegetable aisle

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trending tweets, twitter memes, funny tweets, twitter, funny memes, memes, sigma male, alpha male, wtf, roast, cringe | Lily Simpson @LilySimpson1312 What the fuck is going on with men | milena BLMllACAB @ladybugdOts Replying to @kurtisconner sigma male??? more like ligma male

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random memes, memes, funny memes, gaming memes, nerdy memes, dank memes, stupid memes, funny tweets, relatable memes, twitter memes | cool thing happened trying explain behind the scenes sfx special effects | Howard Mittelmark @HMittelmark dream day paper-towel manufacturers just say many rolls are package, and not many hypothetical rolls would be package if they were some other hypothetical size.

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Funny memes about the release of Godzilla vs. Kong, tweets | GODZILLA GOT BUSY just saying I've never seen Kong do this playing basketball | u/DescX Who would win and should) v King monsters X King simps v Gigantic lizard with godlike nuclear X Just kinda big monke superpowers V Loved by die-hard fans X He may be "smarter" but 's kinda V Will eat nuclear power plant breakfast

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funniest tweets about marriage we saw last week | thumbnail Font - Jawbreaker ... @sixfootcandy My husband just shushed me. He will be missed. 7:51 PM Jan 21, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 575 Retweets 36 Quote Tweets 4.9K Likes

Funniest Tweets About Marriage We Saw Last Week

funny tweets, twitter memes, funny, relatable | Jean Yang V @jeanqasaur Two important lessons I learned in my twenties: - If you think everyone hates you, you probably need to sleep. - If you think you hate everyone, you probably need to eat.

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viral twitter thread about ocean animals again Bernie Sanders for scale thumbnail includes two pictures of Bernie Sanders wearing mittens including one where he's next to a giant crab and another where he's holding a jellyfish 'Human body - Open Ocean Exploration @RebeccaRHelm 000 The approximate size of various ocean animals with a Bernie for scale. A Thread. 5:14 AM - Jan 22, 2021 Twitter Web App 9K Retweets 1.9K Quote Tweets 31.9K Likes'

Ocean Animals Versus Bernie For Scale (Viral Twitter Thread)

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funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - Dana Donnelly O @danadonly ... can't wait for melania and trump to divorce and then have abc boldly let him be the bachelor 4:55 AM - Jan 20, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 75 Retweets 6 Quote Tweets 1.9K Likes

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this week's collection of animal tweets thumbnail includes one tweet 'Font - ethan @CrankGameplays i would wake up so much faster if I changed my alarm to the sound of my dog throwing up 5:59 PM Jan 21, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 3.8K Retweets 258 Quote Tweets 84.2K Likes'

Weekly Treat: Animal Tweets (January 25th, 2021)

viral tweets of cats sitting in on people's zoom calls thumbnail includes a picture of a girl and a cat glaring at a camera and one tweet 'Photograph - Abby Tomlinson 000 @twcuddleston my cat has become OBSESSED with sitting in on my zoom calls and has now perfected the art of glaring straight down the camera 7:08 PM · Jan 22, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 70.9K Retweets 4.4K Quote Tweets 850.7K Likes'

Cats Sitting In On Zoom Calls (Viral Tweets)

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funny memes, funny tweets, relatable memes | If you skip the cheese on your hamburger, you could save 5,876 calories per year Ro.sa How about you mind your business.

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