funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

Funny memes, parenting memes, parenting tweets, dank memes, kids, raising kids | Parent This is serious. Are Listening Kid dinosaur noises michael scott the office | Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal Last night, my 3 year old kicked during tantrum. As tucked him bed later, he apologized never kick again he said, pulling closer and kissing my cheek Just do exactly tell do and 'l never have kick again My son is mobster.

Parenting Tidbits For The Tired & Out Of Patience

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Weekly Treat: Animal Tweets (October 5th, 2020)

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Random Memes For There's Absolutely Nothing To Do

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Forty-Eight Memes For Pleasant Sunday Scrolling

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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (October 4, 2020)

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A Smorgasbord Of Memes For Primo Procrastination

Funny twitter thread about the worst things that were on (music or tv) while having sex | Marisa Galvez @masiragz ld what's the worst thing that's been in the background while you've had sex? for me it's ratatouille Sarah @sarahlindish A rabbit shrieking as it was being eaten alive by an owl. Bits were falling on the tent.

Twitter Thread Proves People Will Bang To Absolutely Anything

funniest relationship tweets of the week | Maryfairyboberry @maryfairybobrry Marriage teaches us lots of things. Today my husband learned that the dish towels go in the kitchen

Funniest Relationship Tweets of The Week (October 2, 2020)

Funny tweet about a skeleton coming home, being scared, warming up to family, as though the skeleton is a pet | Jesse McLaren @McJesse He was so terrified when we brought him home 2 days ago, now he's a member of the family

Awww

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Most Purrplexing Cat Tweets Of The Week

Funny twitter thread about sex and cooking What’s something you could say both during sex and while cooking | Lina Lundin @slinan 's something could say both during sex and while cooking? | President Warren G. Harding @PopeAwesomeXII Replying slinan This isn't going great, let's just order pizza. 7:24 PM 6/30/20 Twitter Web App

Saucy Thread Of Zingers That Apply Both In The Kitchen & In The Bedroom

Funny meme about seeing a lizard at 7-11 named marvin | ELEUEII Kristen Arnett @Kristen_Arnett • ld v this morning at 7-eleven i saw a lizard next to the coffee maker and the cashier said "no worries that's just marvin, he likes the smell" 0 342 45.5K 250K < 7-Eleven e @7eleven • 3h Oh no! Can you DM us with the store location you visited so we can check in on Marvin? Thank you! 132 0 686 < Kristen Arnett @Kristen_Arnett

Protect Marvin At All Costs

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'A Relationship Should Be 50/50' Tweets Poke Fun At Dating Dynamics

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Thirty-Eight Miscellaneous Memes To Please Your Peepers

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How 'Bout That Debate?

funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail Text - Rachel @femaleredhead men be like "hand me the aux cord I'm about to change your life" then play drake

Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (September 30, 2020)