funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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Funny random memes, tweets, and Tumblr posts | bee is willing end 's own life just cause tiny amount pain can relate level pettiness. | Heineken thank They sing because they can.

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Twitter thread of Terry Pratchett Discworld quotes about policing, social commentary, satire | Kelli OperaGeek @TheOperaGeek "And, while regarded as pretty good evidence criminality be living slum SOME reason owning whole street them merely got invited very best social occasions Terry Pratchett, Feet Clay | way Privilege, which just means 'private law Two types people laugh at law; those break and those make Terry Pratchett, Night Watch 9:26 PM 6/8/20 Twitter Android

Twitter Thread: Terry Pratchett Quotes Full Of Astute Social Commentary

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Funniest Parenting tweets of 2020 | abena _fatcheeks If my kids ever tell they're BORED Imma hit them with" Back 2020 10:53 pm 11 Apr 2020 Twitter iPhone 99.8K Retweets 422.5K Likes

Funniest Parenting Tweets So Far From 2020

Entitled couple from Allen Texas roasted after tweet about shredded cheese: My wife, date night after 3+ months locked up on quarantine. Waiting for shredded cheese as it's the only way she can eat fajitas. We've asked 4 people, going on 18 minutes now. Just unreal at Allen, TX location. We gotta quit blaming #COVID19 for crappy service | faces national tragedy Migrant Mother 1936 (by Dorothea Lange, FSA) and "But Had Wait My Shredded Cheese 2020

Entitled Texas Couple Roasted For Meltdown Over Shredded Cheese

Funny random memes, texas, funny tumblr, funny tweets | trying hide my emotions TODAY TODAY @TODAYshow Hawaii volcano cracks big smile before erupting Paradise Helitopters Tryical Visins homoboyfriend fine. | trying tell someone eat bag dicks, but eloquently Thou may ingest satchel Richards

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Funny tweet that reads, "Little secret about me: my answer to the question 'would you like a receipt' is based on absolutely nothing and changes all the time"

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Funny random memes | Lord of the Rings Frodo Sam and Gollum Molly Knox Ostertag @MollyOstertag do regularly think sam, frodo, and gollum never got eat this stew or are normal | Mira Gonzalez O @miragonz my phone dies Distraught monkeys mourn death robotic monkey spying on them

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funny random memes, dank memes, stupid memes, dank memes, funny | after long day pretending not dead inside. Lisa Simpson | Cats Against Humanity @CatsVsHumanity tell an adult gain 30lbs overnight rather sleep than go out everything hurts comfort comes before style have favorite spatula everything feels like chore college students look like 12yr olds always annoyed af

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funny meme about coronavirus | Two and a Half Men forgetting to pick up Jake America I think I forgot something Also America If you forgot then it wasn't important Yeah you're right Coronavirus

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Funny bad stock photos of people's jobs | shutterstock James Felton @JimMFelton "Hey space astronomer, where is space Space astronomer puts on his lab coat and adjusts his space safety goggles According my latest science, there is space | Kekskobold @c00kiekobold is very important look seductively shortly before hair and gloves get caught drill and cuttings get stuck eyes BadStockPhotosOfMyJob 7:22 PM- May 6, 2018 O 69 Q 27 people are talking about this

Bad Stock Photos of People's Jobs Getting Roasted

Relationship tweets | Maddy @madelinesmoth men sit there unmoisturized empty stomach missing toenail and are like think will critique this girl's appearance 9:23 pm 19 Jun 2020 Twitter iPhone 86.4K Retweets 507.8K Likes >

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funny meme about jimmy eat world, james food center | Cooper Fleishman @_Cooper Please. That's my father's name. You can call me Jimmy Eat World JAMES \ FOOD CENTER

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Funny Twitter story about a guy who gets into a little skirmish with a raccoon when it gets up into his hammock | Aaron Reynolds @aaronreynolds started new evening ritual leave all my technology inside except my Walkman, and get into hammock back yard and listen an album start finish. My cat has been curious about this new habit, and been trying coax him into hammock

Guy Gets Into Amusing Altercation With A Raccoon In A Hammock

Funny tweets that made people laugh out loud | no_cut_card @no_cut_card 's tweet think about randomly and laugh every time? | Ollie Garch @ojedge lerved Herve Leger as Jerker Bertmern. RIP. Gern too sern. HERVE LEGER | wolf @xvessali 4m Yea DH ANIMATIONS @dhanima 9m Y'all think could take them? 2 wolf @xvessali 2m Oh he meant fight CO

48 Legendary Tweets That Made People Laugh Out Loud

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Face mask exempt cards, funny tweets, illegal cards, karens, karens in the wild | HEADS UP fellow businesses This is not thing. This is happens Arts and Crafts Karens have too much time on their hands will throw trash and send them on their way. FACE MASK EXEMPT CARD AM EXEMPT ANY ORDINANCE REQUIRING FACE MASK USAGE PUBLIC. Wearing face mask posses mental and/or physical risk Under Americans with Disability Act (ADA am not required disclose my condition Department Justice ADA Violation reporting

Karens Ridiculed For Making Bogus 'Face Mask Exempt Cards'

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