funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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cats funny tweets lol twitter weird animals drama | pic of a cat stretching to look in a mirror and another pic of a cat sitting next to a tipped over litter box. cat looks himself in mirror and if nobody pays attention he tossing things over

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Funny random memes | tiny kittens sitting with their backs to the camera. no talk im angy. pic of person walking with a blurred effect. been trapped behind slow people and they finally move out way.

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Funny random memes | basketball player anthony davis sitting in kevin hart's lap. little girls react they get big teddy bear Christmas. pic of a collapsed bridge. never successful friends posting inspirational quotes.

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Funny tweet that reads, "In case you ever think your roommate is dumb...let me one-up you" above photos of a pot that had melted on the stove

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Funny Twitter thread where a pro hockey player tries to flirt with Anna Kendrick | Anthony Beauvillier @titobeauvi21 Hi @Annakendrick47. DanyAllstar15 Replying titobeauvi21 and @AnnaKendrick47 hey man thanks letting use gear during fundraiser held animal shelter save puppies cup way too big but other than everything worked fine. Thanks again

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Funny Twitter thread about a woman who wrote a choose-your-own-adventure book for her sister for Christmas | juliaprescott My sister is perpetually late every social function her life. So Christmas naturally made her choose own adventure: CHOOSE OWN ADVENTURE STAR STOKY! MIT HONESTLY MOSTOF THESE END SAME WAY. WILL KATI ARRIVE ON TIME? BY JULIA PRESCOTT ILLUSIRATED BY MIKE L. MAYFIELD. Here's back: WILL ARRIVE ON TIME bathroom is time vortex place future scholars will study as proof

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Funniest tweets of 2019 | tweet by manster_mash saw girl post her Spotify top artists on her Instagram story with caption so accurate Like yeah accurate it's literally data

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Funny random memes | spongebob patrick and mr. krabs playing dnd. Mom going out town weekend on't have any parties Has party anyways. drawings of a parrot in different states of panic. THERAPY SOMETIMES AFTER BEFORE OTHER TIMES THO BEFORE AFTER.

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Funny random memes | x-men cartoon wolverine in front of a kissing couple. my friends getting married and starting families aborteddreams five cheeseburgers please. seven deadly sins as cat memes Pride Sloth Greed Lust Gluttony Wrath Envy broether may have loops

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Funny random tweets | tweet by sad_tree oh so rich guys throw water out after boil hotdogs. too good hotdog soup. too good dab soup on wrists like colog

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my mom just bought out cat a Christmas stocking even though we are Muslims and don't even celebrate Christmas? she was like we don't know what religion he is we can't force him to be Muslim. he's a cat?

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Funny tweet that reads, "I am giving up drinking for a month. Sorry that came out wrong. I am giving up. Drinking for a month."

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Funny tweets and memes about dads and parenting | monkey puppet meme Mom: Stop doing But dad lets Dad. dads wait everyone else wake up so they can tell them they've been up since 6am.

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Funny Christmas tweets | tweet by BoogTweets Imagine finding lists with kids names and addresses some old guys house titled naughty and nice and not calling cops

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tweets funny hannukah holidays twitter lol | tweet by ProfEmilyOster Kid: grandma and grandpa are coming Hanukkah and bringing guilt mean gelt Also yup

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Funny random memes | This on bathroom stall. Can't stop laughing. Scotty, don't beam up yet. im taking Shl. cocktail drink made to look like yoda. Baby Yodarita This is way.

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