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funny women roasting men tweets - cover pic tweet alisha @tiredtaurus if a man tells a joke and it's funny I'll wait until I get home to laugh

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funny tweets about adulting - cover pic | Caspar Lee @Capsar_Lee Remember when you were little & u'd fall on the trampoline and you couldn't get back up? That's adulting

Tweets About Adulting Which Are Hitting Hard

stories of people getting fired from their jobs | Greg DeNinno @gpdno My wife 16 years suddenly and unexpectedly died August. My work got mad because would cry office so took 6 weeks off. They wanted back sooner but refused AndThenIWasFired

People Reveal Their 'And Then I Was Fired' Moments

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funniest relationship tweets of the week - cover pic tweet about husband and wife arguing about who will die first and why | Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking my wife and argued last night about which one us will be dying first and why each think other will die first officially run out things discuss

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funniest tweets written by women - cover pic tweet about moms holding their boobs up and dropping them onto your knees | Maryfairyboberry @maryfairybobrry If don't hold boobs their original position before letting them drop and rest on knees while sighing loudly every day are even mom anywhere? 9:16 PM Aug 22, 2020 Twitter iPhone >

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funniest parenting tweets of the week - cover pic tweet | Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal Being great mom: scheduling doctor's appointments, keeping track school projects, setting up playdates, making sure everyone brushes their teeth Being great dad: popsicles lunch

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funniest relationship tweets of the week - cover pic tweet about husband acting like a grown man and a child | Jawbreaker @sixfootcandy My husband: l'm grown man. Please stop treating like child. Also my husband: Can find my jacket hungry need nap.

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woman tweets about putting poop in purse on date because guy's toilet didn't flush | misunderstood worm @_blotty Following Him so beautiful moment smiled at ,u had s really sweet my head have piece my poo my purse

Woman Live-Tweets Hiding Poop In Purse Because Date's Toilet Wouldn't Flush

Funny random memes | My army is ready attack at nightfall pile of black kittens in a single cat bed | co-worker suggests hanging out outside work making people laugh 0 INTEREST

Thirty-Five Miscellaneous Memes For The Tired And Bored

Funny tweets from the Twitter account "Darth Vader" | Darth Vader @2extreme2online "Know who else birther? Luke Skywalker. Guy just couldn't take an 'l am father an answer."

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funny tweets, relatable tweets, twitter memes, jokes, comedy, self-deprecating, married life, marriage tweets | SMadimoiselle @drivingmemadi my boyfriend and go Taco Bell do want ask him baja blast? no. he gets down on one knee want something will baja last. will marry they ring taco bell live happily ever after mas. | Pessimus Prime @BigJDubz Picasso dn but joke got about 's messed Translate Tweet 8:05 AM 2020-08-14 Twitter Android 197 Retweets and comments 737 Likes

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Macaulay Culkin funniest tweets | Macaulay Culkin @IncredibleCulk Here's some things doing instead watching oscars 1. Making ramen | Macaulay Culkin o @IncredibleCulk This is an updated Home Alone would actually look like.

Turns Out, Macaulay Culkin Is One Of The Funniest Tweeters

funniest parenting tweets of the week - cover pic tweet by mom about asking her 4-year-old kid to hold her beer | Not Nanny @not_thenanny brought my beer park and wanted do zipline so literally asked my 4YO hold my beer think just peaked at bad momming.

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funny tweets about not having money - cover pic tweet about wanting to have a house by age 25 | Jonwayne O @jonwayne Age 20 5 years going own benz and have my house paid off. Age 25 know Patricia? Make TWO mexican pizzas. 10:39 AM 15 Feb 2016

Funny Tweets About (Not Having Any) Money

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Colleague micromanages their office's bagel orders and singles out the employee who is in charge of placing said orders: 'There are bigger things to focus on in an AEC firm'

Colleague micromanages their office's bagel orders and singles out the employee who is in charge of placing said orders: 'There are bigger things to focus on in an AEC firm'

Employee quits stable job for better position elsewhere, then gets fired on day four with no justified explanation: '[They] told me I wasn't the right fit!'

Employee quits stable job for better position elsewhere, then gets fired on day four with no justified explanation: '[They] told me I wasn't the right fit!'

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‘I feel like this is crossing a line. My apartment is my safe space’: Woman refuses her friend’s demand for a spare apartment key to drop in anytime, gets labeled controlling by the friend

‘I feel like this is crossing a line. My apartment is my safe space’: Woman refuses her friend’s demand for a spare apartment key to drop in anytime, gets labeled controlling by the friend

‘Guess who's not invited ever again?’: Couple briefly meets a woman while on vacation in Japan and a year later, she demands to stay at their NYC home for five nights and wants payment for souvenirs she bought them

‘Guess who's not invited ever again?’: Couple briefly meets a woman while on vacation in Japan and a year later, she demands to stay at their NYC home for five nights and wants payment for souvenirs she bought them

‘He chose me as his momma and I will always be his momma’: The emotional story of a cat momma and her cat distribution system delivered soul kitten who survived against the odds and stayed together through evictions and several rounds of ill health

‘He chose me as his momma and I will always be his momma’: The emotional story of a cat momma and her cat distribution system delivered soul kitten who survived against the odds and stayed together through evictions and several rounds of ill health