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Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (November 25, 2020)

funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - WTFDAD @daddydoubts I just sneezed and my kid shouted from his bedroom "bless you dad!" which is adorable. You know what else is adorable? GOING THE FUCK TO SLEEP 4:03 AM Nov 19, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 147 Retweets 17 Quote Tweets 1.7K Likes >

Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (November 24, 2020)

funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail Text - Alyssa Limperis @alyssalimp Baby carrot inventor: ok so the idea is we make tiny little carrots Investor: eh.. Baby carrot inventor: BUT we make sure they are always soaking wet Investor: you've got yourself a deal 9:09 AM Nov 16, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 1.1K Retweets 38 Quote Tweets 22.1K Likes >

Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (November 23, 2020)

funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Vision Bored @VisionBored1 sure sex is great but have you ever opened a bag of chips alone in an empty house knowing no children will come rushing in the room to ask for some 10:59 PM - Nov 20, 2020 - Twitter for iPhone 56 Retweets 8 Quote Tweets 659 Likes >

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (November 22, 2020)

funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Lady Lawya @Parkerlawyer I survived my first day sharing an office with my husband. I give our marriage two maybe three months tops. 2:41 AM Nov 11, 2020 - Twitter for iPhone 55 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 1.1K Likes

Funniest Relationship Tweets of The Week (November 20, 2020)

people share their awkward moments on Twitter | thumbnail includes two tweets Text - B @BenedictBridget My bf met my family for the first time & we we're playing catch phrase & his word was boner. Instead of skipping it like a normal person he said "something that Bridget gives me" right infront of my father 5:13 AM Dec 26, 2018 · Twitter for Android 30.3K Retweets 2K Quote Tweets 315.6K Likes

Awkward Moments Which Made People Wish The Ground Had Swallowed Them Up

funny women roasting men tweets | thumbnail Alyssa @iissaalyssa Shopping guy is so hard do guys like besides other girl's pictures | Ginny Hogan @ginnyhogan_ My boyfriend just accidentally sent 7 texts row he intended his friend. All 7 were about much he loves Nicholas Cage would rather have found out he cheating.

Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (November 18, 2020)

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Parenting Memes Only Parents Will Understand

funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal When I randomly walk into a room in my home and find my kids playing quietly together I slowly and silently back out like l've stumbled into a den of hungry velociraptors who by some miracle haven't noticed me yet. 1:10 AM - Nov 13, 2020 - Twitter Web App 94 Retweets 11 Quote Tweets 1.1K Likes >

Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (November 17, 2020)

funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Lauren Flans @LaurenFlans the orphan i adopted sucks at chess fml 8:07 AM Nov 13, 2020 · Twitter for Android 20.7K Retweets 2.1K Quote Tweets 293.5K Likes >

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (November 15, 2020)

Funny period tweets only women will understand | Thumbnail Text - m. diane @CULTMOTHER told my boyfriend I was going to start my period and he said, "AGAIN??" it's like, you know what, you're right, I'm cancelling my subscription. 11:15 PM Jun 11, 2018 · Twitter for Android 119.7K Retweets 2.6K Quote Tweets 520.3K Likes

Painfully Relatable Yet Funny Period Tweets

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Funny & Fresh Tweets From The Humorists Of Twitter

funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Lady Lawya @Parkerlawyer Husband, "I'm going to the store, do you need anything?" Me, "A bottle of champagne." Husband, "Oh, I got you one yesterday." Me, "I said what I said." 11:56 PM Nov 5, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 139 Retweets 8 Quote Tweets 1.5K Likes <.

Funniest Relationship Tweets of The Week (November 13, 2020)

funny women roasting men tweets | thumbnail Text - Dana Donnelly @danadonly any guy who has ever tried to have sex without a condom needs to either support medicare for all or venmo every person they've rawed $500 for antibiotics just in case. ideally both though. 12:24 AM Nov 10, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 130 Retweets 6 Quote Tweets 2.2K Likes <>

Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (November 11, 2020)

funniest dad tweets of the week | Text - Brian Wecht @bwecht Audrey (6yo): Daddy! Did you know that after Michael left my school, he came back and now people call him David? Me: Does he look and sound totally different too? Audrey: Yes!!! Me: That's not the same kid, honey. Audrey: *long pause* Maybe 11:51 PM · Nov 6, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 570 Retweets 20 Quote Tweets 9.4K Likes

Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (November 10, 2020)

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