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a humorous thread about a cat saved from a burning building who looks mildly annoyed | thumbnail includes photo of the cat looking upset and text 'I think he started the fire'

Cat That Looks Outraged At Being Saved Steals Twitter's Heart

Dad Tweets That Have No Business Being This Funny| thumbnail text - Crockett @CrockettForReal I asked my daughter if she thought she had been in the bath long enough and she said "the water will tell me when it's time to get out" so there ya have it 10:32 PM · Nov 29, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 95 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 1,114 Likes

Dad Tweets That Have No Business Being This Funny

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The Internet Reacts To The Wattpad x ViacomCBS Partnership

Mansplaining Tweets That Made Us Have To Sit Down And Take A Breather| thumbnail text - Eliza @LilLizaJayne My dad just tried to mansplain DNA to me. He asked if I, a 25 year old with a Bachelor of Science, knew what DNA was. 3:02 AM · Dec 2, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Mansplaining Tweets That Made Us Have To Sit Down And Take A Breather

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OSHA-Violating Swimming Pool Crane Prompts Horrified Jokes

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Tweets About The Little Pet-Peeves That Inevitably Develop Throughout Marriage| thumbnail text - Jessie @mommajessiec Husband: *sneezes* Me: Bless you. Husband: *sneezes again* Me: I can't live like this. 3:57 PM · May 11, 2021 600 9 25 1, Share this Tweet

Tweets About The Little Pet-Peeves That Inevitably Develop Throughout Marriage

Astrology Tweets That Are So Dry We Needed A Glass Of Water| thumbnail text - Astro Poets ... @poetastrologers No one: Cancer: remember when you hurt my feelings 5:53 PM · 12/4/21 · Twitter for iPhone 804 Retweets 4,383 Likes

Astrology Tweets That Are So Dry We Needed A Glass Of Water

Kids Roast Their Parents With Brutal One-Liners | thumbnail text - Оpal @PamCamp60217334 Replying to @JessicaValenti When I turned 40 I wanted to go blonde. Unfortunately my brunette hair didnt take it well. When my 8 YO daughter got off the bus that day the first thing she said was "I hope you can wash that out". 11:32 PM · Jan 18, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Kids Roast Their Parents With Brutal One-Liners

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Funny Marriage Tweets That Highlight Exactly How Real You Can Become With Your Partner| thumbnail text - James Breakwell, Exploding Uni... @XplodingUnicorn Wife: You smell like bacon. Me: Thanks. Wife: It wasn't a compliment. Me: There's literally only one way to take that. 10:01 PM · Nov 26, 2021 2.1K Û Share this Tweet

Funny Marriage Tweets That Highlight Exactly How Real You Can Become With Your Partner

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Professor Discovers That Students Made A Bingo Card For His Seminars

Awkward Mansplaining Experiences Caused By Dudes Who Didn't Read The Room

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Dad Tweets From Some Seriously Funny Fathers| thumbnail text - Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal my 4 year old realizing that l gave her her vitamin gummies this morning and that her mom gave her her vitamin gummies this morning and pacing around worried like she's gonna OD 7:27 PM · Nov 20, 2021 954 O 17 1, Share this Tweet

Dad Tweets From Some Seriously Funny Fathers

funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - god's favorite @lil_morgy imagining michelangelo standing before a block of marble and saying, "time to make content" 8:34 PM Jul 7, 2021 · Twitter Web App 14.4K Retweets 416 Quote Tweets 119.3K Likes

Funny Women Tweets Because Women Are Way Funnier Than Men

Tweets About people Who Truly Cannot Resist The Urge To Mansplain| thumbnail text - Dee Lawlor ĒJY @Dee_SciComm NOT TODA Setan Replying to @natsabin I once had a door mansplained to me. You see ladies, you open the door FIRST, then go through it, and THEN close it.

Tweets About People Who Truly Cannot Resist The Urge To Mansplain

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Guy Fills Cannoli At Airport Security, Becomes Instant Icon

People Tweet About The Deeper Meanings Behind Email Sign-Offs| thumbnail text - Mae audrey farnsworth @audipenny This is how I effectively sign off emails now I, VIIG I IVIG ULIG.ri D

People Tweet About The Deeper Meanings Behind Email Sign-Offs

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'There was a huge surprise waiting in the bed': Friendly stray cat shows up at a home and surprises the family by giving birth to four tiny kittens overnight

'There was a huge surprise waiting in the bed': Friendly stray cat shows up at a home and surprises the family by giving birth to four tiny kittens overnight

New neighbor aims trail camera at Grandfather's house, homeowner wants to avoid discussion with neighbor

New neighbor aims trail camera at Grandfather's house, homeowner wants to avoid discussion with neighbor

Employee asks girlfriend to take son to school so he can start work early, dismisses her when she gets a warning about attendance from her boss

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'[She was] looking very small, very skinny and very ready to be taken in and loved': Couple unknowingly rescues little kitten who's actually pregnant, they help take care of the litter and eventually get her kittens adopted

'[She was] looking very small, very skinny and very ready to be taken in and loved': Couple unknowingly rescues little kitten who's actually pregnant, they help take care of the litter and eventually get her kittens adopted

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