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Funniest Parenting Tweets We Saw This Week (Feb 16, 2022)| thumbnail text - AparnaRC @Wordesse Have kids so you can get weird compliments like "You look nice in that dress, like a Saturday raisin." 10:44 PM · Feb 8, 2022 · Twitter Web App

Funniest Parenting Tweets We Saw This Week (Feb 18, 2022)

funny tweets about petty ways couples get revenge during fights | thumbnail text - URSULA ... @3sunzzz My husband pissed me off so when he wasn't looking I poured water on the floor in front of the dishwasher. He's been fixing it for the past 2 hours. 4:09 PM · Oct 12, 2019 · Twitter for Android 3,615 Retweets 461 Quote Tweets 23.8K Likes

Funny Tweets About Ways Couples Get Revenge During Fights

Retail Workers Reveal Times They Secretly Treated Their Customers For Not Being 'Karen's| thumbnail text - jenny O @jennycavallero i worked at hobby lobby in high school and they didn't use barcodes for anything so sometimes i'd ring up $30 whatevers as $3 if an old lady told me i had nice skin 6:50 PM · Feb 9, 2022 240.4K, jenny O @jennycavallero Replying to @jennycavallero 'thou shall not steal' unless you tell me i'm pretty 6:54 PM · Feb 9, 2022 33.1K

Retail Workers Reveal Times They Secretly Treated Their Customers For Not Being 'Karen's

Funniest Dad Tweets From This Past (Feb 16, 2022)| thumbnail text - Daddy Go Fish @daddygofish Was enjoying playing legos with my son until my wife tapped me on the shoulder and said he went outside an hour ago. 9:18 PM · Feb 9, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone

Funniest Dad Tweets From This Past Week

13 tweets cat training advice | thumbnail blue background text tweet "BrooklynDad_Defiant! @mmpadellan SERIOUS QUESTION: How the hell do I stop my cat from climbing onto the dining room table? She is defiant AF. 1:29 PM · Feb 12, 2022 · Twitter Web App"

Twitter User Seeks Cat Training Advice After His Cat Develops Penchant For Dining Room Table

When I Found Out My Date Was Actually Married' | thumbnail text - Michael lan Black @michaelianblack My air fryer arrives today. I just know this will be thing that saves my marriage. 3:53 PM · Feb 2, 2022 · Twitter Web App

Funniest Marriage Tweets We Saw This Week (Feb, 15 2022)

Iconic Valentine's Day Tweets We Can Finally Laugh At| thumbnail text - Jawbreaker @sixfootcandy HUSBAND: I got the dog heart shaped cookies for Valentine's Day. ME: *through a mouthful of cookies* The dog? 9:16 PM · Feb 14, 2019 ♡ 1.3K

Funniest Valentine's Day Tweets We Can Finally Laugh At

11 twitter text images | thumbnail background image of giant rat poster at carnival, tweet text "@Chinchillazlla when I was a kid, I paid $1 to see "the world's largest rat!" at a carnival. went inside and it was just a capybara, which I announced to everyone. got kicked out of the giant rat tent just for knowing my animals 6:53 PM · Feb 12, 2022 · Twitter for Android 11K Retweets 477 Quote Tweets 213.8K Likes"

Twitter Thread: Carnival Promotes Giant Rat Viewing, Woman Kicked Out For Revealing Dupery

Funny tweets about drunk texting | thumbnail text - Certified Teeth ... @PointyToofs Im super fcking freakin rn i sent a client a msg at 4:00 am while i was drunk on vr chat. A TEN MINUTE MSG PLEASE HELP 11:06 PM · Apr 8, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Deeply Regretted Text Messages People Sent While Being Under The Influence

Funniest Women's Tweets We Saw This Week (Feb 14, 2022)| thumbnail text -  trash jones @jzux trust my gut? the thing that can't even handle milk? 5:26 PM · Feb 9, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone

Funniest Women's Tweets We Saw This Week (Feb 14, 2022)

Funny tweets about turnoff jobs | thumbnail text  -  trashyflashy @trashyflashyxo Replying to @Puff_lya "entrepreneur". Usually its just shorthand for "I sink my generational wealth into bad ideas that don't help anybody, not even me!" 8:22 PM · Apr 11, 2021 · Twitter for Android

Women Reveal Jobs Which Are Total Turnoffs In Potential Partners

Funny tweets about the struggles of body hair | thumbnail text -

Women Lament The Struggles Of Shaving Their Body Hair

Women's Memes That Spoke To Our Souls| thumbnail text - me after i have a mental breakdown and cut my bangs too short Color, Them: Omg that was mean, how do you sleep at night? Me:

Women's Memes That Spoke To Our Broken Souls

13 tweets, twitter thread cats in houses of strangers | thumbnail image of cat peeking out of bathtub, tweet text "Brianna Parkins @parkinsbrea What made this morning's trip to the bathroom interesting is that I don't actually own a cat. 5:22 AM · Feb 11, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone 35.8K Retweets 2,945 Quote Tweets 459.9K Likes"

Non-Cat-Owning Twitter Users Share Their Most Ridiculously Funny 'That's Not My Cat' Moments

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Wily Tenant Tries To Prank Landlord, Probably Ends Up Messing With Sanitation Workers

Funniest Memes From Euphoria Of Maddy's Iconic "You better Be Joking" Line| thumbnail text -  the ultimate plug @OnlyFans__ wheres the album? rihanna: Bi, I'm pregnant

Funniest Memes From Euphoria Of Maddy's Iconic "You better Be Joking" Line