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Irrational reasons that toddlers had total breakdowns | small kids children scream crying meltdowns Sean said word green. Won't let her throw books at my face.

Irrational Reasons Toddlers Had Total Meltdowns

netflix parenting tweets funny lol twitter kids parents relatable accurate | Katie Didn't @Pork Chop_Hair [5:30am Babe. Wake up. Hurry, babe only have fourteen and half hours decide watch on Netflix tonight put coffee on. 1,972 5:31 PM Jan 19, 2020

Parents And Netflix: A True Love Story (22 Tweets)

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funny lies tweets parents parenting twitter kids lol | tweet by Professional Worrier @pro_worrier_ try really hard not lie my kids Also can't go Disney world 's locked

Parents Tweet The Blatant Lies They Tell Their Kids (21 Tweets)

Funny tweet that reads, "Girls these days at 2 vs. me when I was 2" above a photo of a woman dressed up holding a "2" balloon, next to a photo of a toddler

Kids These Days Smh

Sleepy parent accidentally sleep trains the whole family with a cute stuffed worm toy | TIFU by sleeptraining whole family On mobile, sorry, etc. This has been building up 3 weeks, but only just realized last night had baby almost 4 months ago. Unlike wild animals come out walking, human babies are born useless and must teach them do basic survival tasks like eating and sleeping.

Exhausted Parent Accidentally Sleep Trains Whole Family

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funny quotes from kids on instagram, yoga is easy it's slow karate, live from snack time | Yoga is easy s just slow karate anonymous, 8 years old LiveFromSnackTime

Sixteen Quirky Witticisms From Kids

Parent falls asleep and forgets what day it is, and proceeds to think that their kid got kidnapped | r/tifu posted by Crazycatdood TIFU by falling asleep on job and forgetting day is BACKSTORY have mild insomnia, falling asleep isn't hard 's STAYING asleep escapes So flash brilliance on my part decided drink some ZzzQuil because 3 am and might

Parent Forgets What Day It Is, Thinks Kid Got Taken

Funny tweet about the play area for kids at a doctor's office is full of germs that will make the kids sick | what i see when there's a play area at the doctor's office: cough flu strep uncontrollable diarrhea

Kids R Gross

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Funny meme that reads, "Me driving to work cursing my parents for birthing me into a world of responsibilities I didn't ask for" above a still of Squidward looking annoyed while driving a car

This Some BS

Son says that he hears bees at night, and the parents doubt him. They end up getting stung by hundreds from the attic | r/tifu posted by dudecheckthis TIFU by not believing my son heard bees Some really liked my FU about strip club with kids, so thought share another! Could probably have whole dad series, though not sure should brag about

Son Says He Hears Bees At Night, Parents Don't Believe Him, Stinging Ensues

Funny meme that compares a very loud sound destroying the galaxy and creating a black hole with the sound of kids yelling in a supermarket | if you were to produce a sound louder than 1,100 DB you would create a black hole and destroy the galaxy

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Funny Twitter thread about a dad who thought of a clever way to give his kids cash for Christmas | tweet by TwoClawsMedia None kids wanted toys Christmas this year, they just wanted cash. Understandable, but cash as gift, while practical, always feels impersonal, so made special packaging. Went over well

Dad Comes Up With Clever Method For Gifting Kids Cash For Christmas

Funny and creepy Santa photos | group of teens dressed in alternative clothes posing with santa. u think u meeting Satan but u read sign wrong and now u here. creepy vintage photo of a woman posing with a white eyed santa

Moderately Satanic Santa Photos That Krampus Would Love

Funny dank memes about school nurses | Student: breaks every bone their body School nurse: Ice Iceaby. flex tape meme School nurse Stage four cancer band-aid

Dank Memes That Make Fun Of The Negligence Of School Nurses

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Funny story written by a seven-year-old about her pet crabs

Seven-Year-Old's Story About Crabs Is Utter Genius

Stories of kids doing funny and stupid things | ellemenopeaqu My daughter insists wearing jacket will make her cold because she only wears she is cold.

When People Realized Their Kid Was Dumb