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Toe the line. Keep on the straight and narrow. Whatever you do, just don't cross it. We don't know what will happen, but everyone keeps saying it. So try to keep yourself going like an arrow with these straight-laced jokes and puns.

Adult mom and daughter attempt to cut airport lines while waiting for shuttle bus, only to have a passenger immediately put them in their place: ‘Move back!’

Bar Mor Hazut

Entitled girl keeps shoving her way through a crowded concert line, learns her lesson when she gets tea spilled all over her clothes: ‘She stopped trying to cut ahead’

Bar Mor Hazut

Patient cuts long line at the doctor’s office, nurse makes sure he waits longer than everyone else: 'Nurse straight up walked away'

Isabella Penn

‘They held up an entire flight’: Entitled family causes massive line at airport as they demand to check in 16 bags, leading to a dispute when the flight gets delayed

Bar Mor Hazut

'Unless he's [next in line], it really doesn't matter': Entitled wife tries to pull her husband's rank to cut the line, gets shut down by a sassy desk attendant

Jesse Kessenheimer

'I made sure he wasted his time': Guy gets payback against an impatient line-cutter at a restaurant by neglecting to inform him that he's waiting in the wrong line

Jesse Kessenheimer

Line Cutters At Border Get Instant Customs Karma

Eric Lund

Genius Dad Gets Well-Timed Revenge on Six Flags Line Cutters

Eric Lund

Math Geek Humor

Fast Food Indecision

What's the Diameter of the Circle of Life?

You Can Make a Thousand Dollars a Week With This Easy Trick (It's Standing in Line for Other People)

The Infamous Amusement Park Lines

Sub Shop Shenanigans

Idiots, They're Everywhere

Why Haven't We Lined Up Like This Before?