We will definitely not steal your first-born and turn it into stew.
Ever wanted to take a trip to Disappointment Island, Camp Suicide Road, or, most appropriately right now, Quarantine Beach? These are places that actually exist, and the Instagram account Sad Topographies has a map showing where all of these weirdly depressing places are around the world. Geographer and photographer Damien Rudd has collated all of the bizarrely named places, to "spread sadness worldwide" and provide "Somewhere to go when you're feeling low." Below is a snapshot of his collection to give you an idea of how sad some of the names truly are.
Who doesn't like a bit of mildly offensive humor? We certainly appreciate its subtle art form. It might be wise to not share these with your innocent church-going mom or your grandparents, but we can almost guarantee that your weird friends will enjoy them. Go ahead, scroll down if you want.
Map nerds can rejoice with this gallery, although we have to be honest in that they're not even remotely helpful or educational. So if you're someone who's trying to grow their knowledge of geography, these won't help you at all. But, you know, at least they'll make you laugh, and that's valuable in and of itself!