murder

and STAY down!

That was tasty. I'm going to have to remember this restaurant.

The watermelon catapult had exceeded the dog's expectations.

Okay, so we got the parakeet out of the cage...

kitteh fownd a grate recipe for dogbiskits. wurking teh doggie into teh doe is tuff, but wurf teh trubbl.

Tust me . . . ur temprtures low an i rrrreally need to put u in a small pot of hot water!

OH NOES!

I tries dis. It werks for da baby birdz

Yu'z frum Kentucky?

It's not what it looks like!

seez dis eye? i killeda man wif dis eye

Cannibul Cake eyes next victum

bob hated the mall except for the food court.

Does it seem wrong to anyone else that the bird is eating turkey?

Food Chain

U JUST RUNNED OVER SQUIRL! GO BACK! GO BACK! And gets sum kechip...