murder

i prefer mines on da rocks but this will do.

Trust me Was mercy killing.

And dis button activates mah army of evil robots. Want 2 C?

So whats a respectable feline gonna do?

Vegetarian kitteh brings in fresh kill

On de internets nobody noes yur lookin for lunch.

See if you drop a Great Dane and a Dachshund at the same time, they fall at the same rate.

A polar bear mezzed with me once.... ...................Once.....

and STAY down!

That was tasty. I'm going to have to remember this restaurant.

The watermelon catapult had exceeded the dog's expectations.

Okay, so we got the parakeet out of the cage...

kitteh fownd a grate recipe for dogbiskits. wurking teh doggie into teh doe is tuff, but wurf teh trubbl.

Tust me . . . ur temprtures low an i rrrreally need to put u in a small pot of hot water!

OH NOES!

I tries dis. It werks for da baby birdz