murder

u has squirrel food?

victims and counting

Thaz rite litl nom, u eats that nutrisjus chees until uz nice and fat and juicy

Petzmart haz teh best take out menu.

a quick question

His pedicure nearly finished, Simba pondered the cheeseburger to come. Or the taste of Fred. Whichever.

Won't be needing THIS anymoar!

Today, I will teach you to sit, roll over, and fetch a stick.

Quick, hide teh body

Tuff decishun for kitteh... choclat or vanila

dis not what it looks likes i was jus guna stroke his perty orange furs

Dog has a concussion?

The Carpet Shark claims another victim

Gil Grissom's assistant thought it puzzling that all three victims had such thin arms and legs, and that they had died holding hands and smiling...

Mr. Fluffy in the Yard with the PVC Pipe.

Sorrys to wakes you, but...