If anyone out there thought they were having a tough week, just remember it could be worse, you could be this dude...Mr. Ben Bramley of Ripon, UK.
THERES A EARTHQUAKE! EVERYBODY HOLD STILL
"Zombie Apocalypse" in this case might also be in reference to what a normal cubicle work day looks like, so I could see this coming in handy.
-Water Cooler Chris