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Twitter Thread: NYC Resident Gets Roasted After Wondering Where People Buy Stuff Without Bodegas

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bad date story about guy who woke up hungover after one-night stand and peed in closet | After coming to grips with reality and noticing that it was in fact my wardrobe and not a toilet in which he was pissing in, he apologized and made an attempt to salvage my belongings from his mid slumber urination. TIME FOR ME TO MAKE A PEE PEE

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bad date story about guy who woke up hungover after one-night stand and peed in closet | After coming to grips with reality and noticing that it was in fact my wardrobe and not a toilet in which he was pissing in, he apologized and made an attempt to salvage my belongings from his mid slumber urination. TIME FOR ME TO MAKE A PEE PEE

Woman's One-Night Stand Pees In Her Closet, Ruins All Her Shoes

My Dating Nightmares: One-Night Stand Peed In My Closet, All Over My Shoes
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people reveal their naughtiest office holiday hookup stories | thumbnail includes pop art image | I'm so good Santa came twice | I like my stocking fully stuffed

Dating Nightmares: Naughtiest Office Holiday Hook Up Stories

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people reveal their naughtiest office holiday hookup stories | thumbnail includes pop art image | I'm so good Santa came twice | I like my stocking fully stuffed

Dating Nightmares: Naughtiest Office Holiday Hook Up Stories

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stories about worst dates men went on with women in NYC | thumbnail man with speech bubbles Text - I LIKE WOMEN THE SAME WAY I LIKE MY COFFEE... WITHOUT SOMEONE'S D*CK IN IT

Dating Nightmares: Guys Share Their Worst Dates With Women

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stories about worst dates men went on with women in NYC | thumbnail man with speech bubbles Text - I LIKE WOMEN THE SAME WAY I LIKE MY COFFEE... WITHOUT SOMEONE'S D*CK IN IT

Dating Nightmares: Guys Share Their Worst Dates With Women

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bad dating stories about guys who were rude on first dates | thumbnail pop art graphic of man and woman Text - not to be rude, but what is your cup size | A guy I was on a date with kept texting and looking at his phone. Finally, I asked him what was going on. Turns out he was arguing with his ex about taking me to a place they used to go

Dating Nightmares: Rude Things Men Have Done On First Dates

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bad dating stories about guys who were rude on first dates | thumbnail pop art graphic of man and woman Text - not to be rude, but what is your cup size | A guy I was on a date with kept texting and looking at his phone. Finally, I asked him what was going on. Turns out he was arguing with his ex about taking me to a place they used to go

Dating Nightmares: Rude Things Men Have Done On First Dates

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dating fail about a guy who had diarrhea on first date on halloween | thumbnail Text - I just shit my pants | Apparently, the scariest thing about this evening was Bryce's gastrointestinal system because he sh*t his pants right in the middle of the haunted house.

My Dating Nightmare: Explosive Diarrhea Disaster On Halloween

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dating fail about a guy who had diarrhea on first date on halloween | thumbnail Text - I just shit my pants | Apparently, the scariest thing about this evening was Bryce's gastrointestinal system because he sh*t his pants right in the middle of the haunted house.

My Dating Nightmare: Explosive Diarrhea Disaster On Halloween

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dating fail story about guy who stabbed ex-wife with fork | thumbnail pop art image of guy Text - "give me a chance or I'll throw my fork at you" | He how his drugs and alcohol addiction caused him to lose his job and ruin his first AND second marriage by drunkenly trying to stab his ex-wife with a fork in a restaurant, resulting in incarceration.

My Dating Nightmare: The 'Recovering' Alcoholic Who Stabbed Ex-Wife With Fork

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dating fail story about guy who stabbed ex-wife with fork | thumbnail pop art image of guy Text - "give me a chance or I'll throw my fork at you" | He how his drugs and alcohol addiction caused him to lose his job and ruin his first AND second marriage by drunkenly trying to stab his ex-wife with a fork in a restaurant, resulting in incarceration.

My Dating Nightmare: The 'Recovering' Alcoholic Who Stabbed Ex-Wife With Fork

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Women who had to deal with a total stalker after a date | thumbnail pop art image of man on computer Text - She blocked me again?! Time to find out where she works | l met a guy online and went on one mediocre date. I didn't respond to any of his texts, hoping he would get the hint. He didn't, and started calling the front desk at my work multiple times a day and leaving messages on my machine. The secretary had to block his number

Women Reveal Crazy Ways Guys Stalked Them After A First Date

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dating stories about halloween walks of shame | AHH... THE SWEET REGRET OF A HALLOWEEN WALK OF SHAME | crashed at sorority house and since pretty hot that weekend only wore pair of underwear under my costume. didn't think would be issue because would be going home. had to walk back my house still dressed giant penis

Dating Nightmares: Horrific Halloween Walk of Shame Stories

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