Not all heroes wear capes, and some just want head scratches

Plus: TikTok gets put in the hot seat.

Japanese company starts selling actual Hoverbikes!

Also, TikTok might be in trouble (again).

What were YOUR favorite alien moments?

Also: Cole Sprouse is singlehandedly taking down Big Tobacco.

Also: girl tries to articulate dating disappointment, men on the internet get mad.

Also, Bernie is a meme again.

Apparently we learned nothing From Jurassic Park

Plus: AI won't dirty talk with you.

A lot has happened

Whaaaat now

Who says that crime can't be funny? There are so many boring arrests made every day that journalists can't help but take notice when an amusing one comes about. There's some guy who, at present, is looking through arrest records to find the hard-hitting story of an extremely wacky guy. And boy howdy, do they find them. Not all news stories with wacky headlines have to do with arrests. There are so many strange daily incidents that are funny, inspiring, or just plain stupid that have nothing to…

Plus: a Twitch streamer does something deeply embarrassing again.

Plus, the return of the best of Bri'ish.

Tucker Carlson won