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STARBUCKS

Thank you. I must say the service here is impeccable. I will recommend this place to all my friends.

GUITAR BRIDGE

THE NINJA TURTLES

ON A SCALE OF ONE TO DAVID HASSELHOFF

45 Lives... ...Need a lot of feed.

THEY WONT MIS TEH BURNT WAN

Caution: Objects in mirror are a helluvalot hungrier than you thought.

Diet burdeez juz not de same

Cheezburger plz. Hold teh bun, cheez, pikel, tomato, mayo, letus an onyun. Doan bodder to grillz the burger. Ai preferz it raw. Thx.

Vending Machine Fail

Must tink outsid teh "ball" on dis oen

EPIPHANY

Dood, der ar plenny ub uver fishees in da see, an wat I meen by dat, iz lez go eet sumfing.

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Dwight dozn't lib here anymor... I eated himz.