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Kids Roast Their Parents With Brutal One-Liners | thumbnail text - Оpal @PamCamp60217334 Replying to @JessicaValenti When I turned 40 I wanted to go blonde. Unfortunately my brunette hair didnt take it well. When my 8 YO daughter got off the bus that day the first thing she said was "I hope you can wash that out". 11:32 PM · Jan 18, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Kids Roast Their Parents With Brutal One-Liners

Funny Rants From Parents About How Useless It Is To Yell At Their Kids | thumbnail text - WTFDAD ... @daddydoubts It's important not to yell at your children. Even if you're frustrated it's our responsibility to- FOR F'. CKS SAKE I TOLD YOU A THOUSAND TIMES DONT EAT RASPBERRIES ON THE COUCH THEY STAIN GODDAMN IT -remain calm and be the voice of reason. 4:58 PM · Aug 28, 2019 Twitter for iPhone

Funny Rants From Parents About How Useless It Is To Yell At Their Kids

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Cold-Hearted Dad Demands Paternity Test After Suddenly Believing His Daughter Is Not His| Thumbnail Text - Product - THE DNA TEST RESULTS ARE IN AITA for not letting my dad get a paternity test? My (16F) dad wants to get a paternity test because he's recently convinced l'm not his real daughter. My mum ran away to another country with some guy when I was 8 years old and lately my dad's sure she was cheating |on him long before that and I'm actually someone else's baby.

Cold-Hearted Dad Demands Paternity Test After Suddenly Believing His Daughter Is Not His

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Woman Calls Out Her Sister For Being Emotionally Abusive To Her Claustrophobic Son| Thumbnail Text - Nose - AITA for telling my sister she's mean and cruel to her son? My (24F) nephew (5M) has always been claustrophobic. Even as a baby he hated being swaddled or cuddled too long. He'd get fussy and cry until he was put down and able to move freely.

Woman Calls Out Her Sister For Being Emotionally Abusive To Her Claustrophobic Son

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creepy and disturbing pregnancy photos from people who shouldn't be parents | thumbnail three pictures of creepy pregnancy photos

Disturbingly Creepy Pregnancy Photos From People Who Probably Shouldn't Be Parents

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15 Savage Kid Quotes That Have Us Cracking Up| Thumbnail text - Smile - My 13 year old cousin asked my boyfriend (who's a teacher) how he "sleeps at night knowing he's given people homework" 6:13 PM · 10/26/21 · Twitter for iPhone 57.2K Retweets 3,586 Quote Tweets 58OK Likes

15 Savage Kid Quotes That Have Us Cracking Up

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Medical professionals reveal baby names they talked parents out of | thumbnail text - I worked at a registrar for a while and among the birth certificates I got some of the standouts i saw were: Killer, Syphilis and Sweet Prayer Sunrise

Medical Professionals Reveal Ridiculous Baby Names They Tried to Talk Parents Out Of

entitled parents get roasted online for their awful behavior | thumbnail text - aylor Lorenz O @TaylorLorenz Although horrific, I'm out of emotions to do anything but laugh at this point. My fiance and I just found out yesterday that my Imagine coming home with your future mother-in-law has made report card and ur parents do a arrangements to have her vows renewed at our destination wedding. On the same day. Two hours prior to our ceremony. At the same location. Because... wait for it.. she want

Entitled Parents Who Got Roasted Online For Their Awful Behavior

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dumbest things parents posted in Facebook groups | thumbnail text - Group post by Group Member • 13m My almost 3 year old ate almost a full bottle of tums (only about 11 left - so ate about 89 tums) before we caught her. We dont know what to do. We don't know how she even got them. Should we take her to emerge? Should we call poison control? I'm freaking out a little..

Dumbest Things People Posted In Parenting Facebook Groups

Dads Who Totally Lost It In The Delivery Room | thumbnail text - KateMcK @TheKateMcK Replying to @NessTea_ my sister was having her first baby and the midwife showed her husband how to squeeze out a cloth and cool her face. When she had her back turned he threw the soaking cloth right over her face! My sis started screaming "get that useless f er out he's waterboarding me!" hunter @uglysketch Replying to @NessTea_ some of my favorite photos are of dads passing out during labor it always kills me

Dads Who Totally Lost It In The Delivery Room

new dad reveals things that men have no clue about when it comes to childbirth | thumbnail text - "You might have heard of the placenta... maybe you had a hippie cousin that turned their placenta into pills. Did you know, after birthing a human, the mother gives birth to the placenta? Trust me, just keep looking at your beautiful new baby."

New Dad Discovers Things Men Have No Clue About When It Comes To Childbirth

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people reveal the worst names of people they've met | thumbnail text - captainmagictrousers 8 days ago 3 S 2 My coworker named her baby "Strawberry Rain", which would be a great name if she had given birth to a bottle of shampoo.

People Reveal The Dumbest Names Of People They've Met

Funniest parenting tweets from parents just trying to make it by | thumbnail text - Laura Stevenson ... @laurastevenson Just put Sesame Street on the tv and my one year old daughter pointed at Elmo on the screen and said "GOD!" 6:09 PM · Aug 11, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 411 Retweets 41 Quote Tweets 6,272 Likes

Funniest Tweets This Week From Parents Who Are Hanging On By A Thread

this week's funniest parenting tweets from parents who are so over their kids | thumbnail text - MumlnBits @MumlnBits Somewhere between asking me for a banana and me giving him the banana, 4 decided he didn't like bananas anymore 11:57 PM · Aug 3, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 77 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 606 Likes

Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week Who Are So Over Their Kids Already

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sarcastic tweets from parents who are so over parenting | thumbnail text - Arianna Bradford @thearibradford I love when I mention getting frustrated with my kids and someone's like "have you tried TALKING to your kids?" Omg thank you you visionary and here l've been communicating with f cking charades silly me 10:12 PM · Jun 29, 2021 · CoSchedule 85 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 635 Likes

Funniest Parenting Tweets We Saw This Week

funniest dad tweets from this week | thumbnail text - Dad to the bone ... @MirrorAdvice If you haven't taken a swig of your kid's sippy cup cause it's the only liquid around and you are thirsty AF, are you even a parent? 6:50 PM · Jul 18, 2021 · Twitter Web App 38 Retweets 105 Likes

Funniest Tweets From Dads Who Tried Nailing Parenting This Week

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Neighbor tries to evict homeowner from their own driveway by putting up a ‘tow away zone’ sign, homeowner parks there anyway, tow driver refuses to get involved: ‘I knew it was going to escalate’

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