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funny tweets about the realities of fitness for parents | thumbnail text - Arianna Bradford ... @thearibradford I pulled a muscle and got floaters in my eyes from trying to show my kids how to do a cartwheel so I won't be selling my at-home fitness program after all. 5:00 AM - Apr 26, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 72 Retweets 407 Likes

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funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Font - Jessica Valenti @JessicaValenti 000 Whenever I get discouraged and want to quit something, I remember the words of my then 3 year- old after she puked carrots all over the living room floor: "I'm gonna need more carrots." 6:34 PM Jan 18, 2021 · Twitter Web App 9.6K Retweets 796 Quote Tweets 118.2K Likes

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funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Mom Jeans @momjeansplease I couldn't decide if I wanted bangs or not so I cut bangs for my daughter and she looks awful. Dodged a bullet there. 4:46 PM · Jan 14, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 45.1K Retweets 5.2K Quote Tweets 782.7K Likes

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funny tweets from people who don't want kids | thumbnail Text - Chef Neecie @WineWeedWife We spent $12,775 on daycare last year, for anyone currently using the pull out method. 2:15 AM · Apr 18, 2018 · Twitter for iPhone 32.1K Retweets 3.9K Quote Tweets 123.2K Likes >

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funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - mom mom mom mom mom @notmythirdrodeo my kid had her whole class make birthday cards for her dog who celebrated his birthday yesterday. we don't have a dog. 8:47 PM · Dec 14, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 274 Retweets 30 Quote Tweets 2.3K Likes

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funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Richard Dean @dad_on_my_feet Our daughter asked me what "cremation" means so I told her and she responded that it "sounds delicious" so apparently I'm raising a sweet golden-haired Hannibal Lecter 4:46 PM Dec 1, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 62 Retweets 5 Quote Tweets 731 Likes

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funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Rhyming Mama @sarabellab123 I'm writing a book. It's called, "I Wasn't Gonna Drink Tonight But." My children are my inspiration. 7:16 AM Dec 5, 2020 - Twitter for iPhone 120 Retweets 10 Quote Tweets 1.1K Likes >

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funniest dad tweets of the week | Text - Dad on my Feet @dad_on_my_feet 000 My kid left a car light on overnight so this morning my battery was dead, which reminded me the importance of life-lessons like jump- starting an engine, keeping an emergency kit handy, and above all else, proper use of birth control

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funny tweets about kids busting parents | thumbnail Text - threetimedaddy @threetimedaddy 000 I would never ever deface a book by tearing out a page. NEVER. But my 3 year old has started noticing when I skip pages during his bedtime story so now l'm kinda tempted.

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funniest dad tweets of the week - Text - Text - James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn Me: It's National Daughter Day. 8-year-old: What did you get me? Me: Nothing. It's not a gift-giving holiday. 8: I'll remember that on Father's Day

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funniest dad tweets of the week - Text - Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking I can clean my car, vacuum it squeaky clean. Put my kids in. Give them absolutely nothing and there's 52 lbs of crumbs in the seats when they get out. This is how I know children are 98% made up of crumbs.

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funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - mark @TheCatWhisprer Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me between 2 and 50 times and you're my 5yo getting out of bed at night.

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funniest dad tweets of the week- cover pic | Text - No Idea: Daddy Blog @byclintedwards I'm 3 kids and 13 years into parenting and I went to bed last night like an idiot assuming my 6yo would sleep in because she was up late, and now I want to yell at my earlier self "that's not how it works you dumbass! You're in hell, remember?" But I won't because l'm an optimist

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funny and relatable parenting tweets | Mommy Needs Life @mom_needsalife Trying get excited summer quarantine parent is like trying get excited weekend parent. 10:00 AM 6/15/20 Twitter iPhone

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funny tweets about bad ways parents apologize - cover pic tweet about parents ignoring then suddenly speaking to them again | @nour_xo789 Replying flstinifaerie *ignores 2-3 business days, huffing and puffing, not answering speak them, then magically starts talking

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