parenting

25+ of the Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (July 17, 2025)

JR Atkinson

'Yes, a cat was my first ever nanny': Parents leave their cat to watch over their baby when they go to the store, and the cat responsibly sleeps next to the baby, does not let her crawl out of the room and blocks her path from danger

Mariel Ruvinsky

Mom scolds someone else's 10-year-old kid after she sees him chasing a hen and baby chickens, then tells his parents off for not stopping him: ‘I was concerned for the chickens’

Bar Mor Hazut

Aunt brazenly steals her niece's makeup whenever she stays at her house, until she gets publicly humiliated with a ghostly pale concealer: ‘Maybe it wasn’t your shade after all’

Jesse Kessenheimer

9-year-old son chooses to live with grandparents instead of with stepmom and half-siblings, they spend years demanding to know if he regrets the decision: ‘Your mom was never my parent’

Bar Mor Hazut

Parents caught giving the Golden Child $75,000 with no strings attached after loaning their eldest daughter $7000 with interest, parental favoritism drives sisters apart: ''Oops, I’m in trouble'

Jesse Kessenheimer

Single dad of 9-year-old son questions relationship when his girlfriend’s 9-year-old refuses to get along with his son, he goes to childless brother for advice: “End the relationship”

Briana Viser

Uncle buys car for 18-year-old niece after she maintains B grade average through high school, nephew protests he doesn't get the same treatment: 'He just straight up was not doing his work'

Ally Perry

Entitled mom tries to “reserve” a baby name despite knowing cousin planned on using it since they were kids, leading to a dispute at a family gathering: ‘You can’t use it’

Bar Mor Hazut

'Starting to mess with my kids is another level I just can't tolerate': Neighbor leaves car parked far into neighborhood sidewalk so children are unable to ride their bikes safely away from the street

Lana DeGaetano

"What kind of boy enjoys things that are meant for girls?": Grandma throws out $200 worth of 14-year-old grandson's baking supplies, dad bans her from their house until she appologizes or replaces everything

Ely Bulnes

Mom forbids 13-year-old daughter from touching anything in the kitchen unless she cleans her baking mess, leading daughter to stop doing chores: ‘Fine, I won't touch anything’

Bar Mor Hazut

Mom reaches considers kicking out 15-year-old stepdaughter, gives partner ultimatum: 'He doesn't respect me or the kids'

Ally Perry

Mom demands that her 25-year-old daughter share her location with her, daughter refuses to compromise her privacy: 'All the other moms have their kids’ locations.'

Emmy Pratt

Mom faces harsh reality check after 6-year-old daughter asks her if she loves her phone more than she loves her: 'When I talk, you don't look at me. But you always look at your phone'

Bar Mor Hazut

Mischevious neighbor terrifies 6 and 4-year-old siblings with garden gnome they believe is alive, their mom snaps and throws it away after weeks of relentless pranking: "I finally have peace"

Ely Bulnes