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AITA for not picking up an extra shift. Even after my boss sent her husband (cop) to give me a lifted?

Update: 'I called the labor department': CNA reports her job after boss randomly sends police to her house to pick her up for an unscheduled shift

This certified nursing assistant got put in an awkward situation when she declined to work a shift, and her boss just couldn't accept it. Doctors and nurses are chronically overworked, and are terribly under appreciated. The very people who take care of us when we're at our most vulnerable state are often exhausted from their own long shifts. This woman is feeling that right now. As she wrote to r/AmItheA**hole, she worked eight days of 16-hour shifts in a row! Instead of treating her like a su…
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Niche Internet Microcelebrity Spotlight: Lawyer Kevin Kennedy

He's the real life Saul Goodman.
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Answers To An r/AskReddit Question Wondering What Things Movie Consistently Get Incorrect

People Share the Things Movies Consistently Get Incorrectly

Did you guys know that movies and TV…are not real? Crazy, I know. It can be shocking and even harrowing to discover that screenwriters do not actually know the 411 on the industries they write about. Whether it be Chicago Fire, Chicago Med, Chicago P.D., Law and Order, Law and Order SVU, or even Grey's Anatomy , I can practically guarantee you that none of the writers of those shows have ever been a cop, firefighter, or doctor. Because of this lack of industry overlap, there are countless discr…
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'You can't just come in and pick him up out of school, that's against policy': Pushy cops get shut down by a principal's noncompliance when he stands up for one of his students wanted for interrogation

'You can't just come in and pick him up out of school, that's against policy': Pushy cops get shut down by a principal's noncompliance when he stands up for one of his students wanted for interrogation

He's not just the principal, he's being a princiPAL
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AITA for keeping my website up after being asked to remove it?

'My friends think I'm being spiteful': Guy's crafty revenge on the officials that ruined his life

The reason this dude refuses to take his personal website down is actually pretty reasonable — but not to the officials in his touristy town. This guy has been through an insane amount of stuff in his life, as he shared to r/AmItheA**hole. It all started when he got arrested in front of all his coworkers , which he calls the most embarressing moment of his life, for a crime he didn't commit. Still, the OP spent nearly two months in prison, and lost his entire life because of it. His son was tak…
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live ring security camera system helps cops find the man they're chasing, he's hiding in a trashcan

'He's in my trash can!': Cops Catch Man on the Run After Woman Talks Them Through It Remotely on Her Security System

We've all seen cops on a chase on TV and in movies, maybe even in real life, but have you ever seen one go down through your very own security system? And then you're recruited to help them find the perp?! Well, that is exactly what happened to one woman in the middle of the day.
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video of k9 dog who stole sandwich | thumbnail text plus mug shot image of ofc ice dog k9

K9 Accused Of Stealing Fellow Officer's Sandwich, Hilarity Ensues (Video)

Gone! Vanished!
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Can't you just unload around me?

'Her face go[es] to shock as she realized she just did all of that in front of a police officer': Rude Karen dismisses construction workers, proceeds to ruin her own life in one afternoon

One Karen ruined her life in a spectacularly fast fashion after getting into a squabble with a construction crew who was just trying to keep a parking spot open. Lots of Karens mess around and find out, but this entitled mom was especially punished for her deeds! As the OP u/BBQLunch, wrote in a classic r/ProRevenge post, they work as a foreman on construction projects , and were working on a rather difficult project on the day of the incident. As they were trying to block off the street so tha…
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Karen Stole My Rental Car

'Karen was still joyriding in our rental car': Valet gave rental car to wrong guest, she drives it around for 2 hours before the police get involved

Crazy Karen went for a joyride and then freaked out when the police were called.
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14 screenshots from a Reddit post about a man who ridicules his girlfriend's eating habits | Thumbnail includes a picture of a woman eating a sandwich and a fridge i the background 'we both had the day off, and for a late breakfast / early lunch she ate avocado toast, 2 eggs, and an orange. About an hour later she said she was hungry and had a small bowl of frozen veggies. It was kinda surprising to see her eat so much so I just made the observation "that's a lot of food."'

'That's A Lot Of Food!': Arrogant Boyfriend Polices Girlfriend's Eating Habits & Refuses To Comprehend The Idea That Their Bodies Have Different Nutritional Needs

He really said, "She was hungry, but I wasn't! My brain just couldn't handle the paradox!"
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'Instant karma!': Impatient driver gets what he deserves after harassing and tailgating a local man on a dangerous, rural highway

Road rage is a slippery slope that a lot of people have fallen victim to. For some reason, the anonymity behind the wheel gives people a false sense of power and safety, prompting them to do things and act in ways they wouldn't if they were just walking on the street. However, behind the wheel of a 2 ton iron box on wheels, people get irritable, impatient, and fired up. One man, u/iceariina , dealt with the brunt of classic road rage on the dark, midnight streets of a rural highway along his co…
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Weekly Internet Roundup: Rick and Morty Get Cancelled, Greta Gets Arrested, and Pink Sauce Hits Walmart

More good times online.
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Funniest Greta Thunberg Memes That Naturally Have Nothing to Do With Climate Change

How dare you!
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'It was never blocked again': Police officer blocks barista's access to work, decaffeinated Captain gives him a verbal reaming

'It was never blocked again': Police officer blocks barista's driveway, decaffeinated Captain gives him a verbal reaming

Don't even talk to this police Captain before he's had his coffee! If there's one thing you don't want to do in any line of work, it's depriving your boss of their caffeine while simultaneously wasting their time. That's a recipe for disaster, and you do not want to know how that meal tastes. Unfortunately for this police officer, that's exactly what they did when they blocked off a barista's driveway, which prevented her from getting to work on time. This meant that one of her regulars, the po…
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Someone called the police because I didn't work there.

'One of them called the cops': Repairman gets mistaken by entitled Karen for store employee, Karen calls the police after getting denied service

Think about how much money you could make from selling "I Don't Work Here Lady" shirts!
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Came out of my office in Times Square to find someone locked my bike, so they could steal it later. This is what happened...

'I ain't givin' up that easy': Guy finds bike theft in progress and takes matters into his own hands

Getting around New York City can be quite easy on a bike to whisk you from place to place. But clearly they are highly coveted items, as this man discovered when he ran into a bike theft in progress! A user who goes by Malcolm816 discovered that he'd left his bike carefully locked near his office in Times Square . But when he was ready to ride home, he found that someone else had placed a huge lock on his cycle. What could that possibly mean? To Malcolm816, it was a sure sign that his bike was…
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