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Came out of my office in Times Square to find someone locked my bike, so they could steal it later. This is what happened...

'I ain't givin' up that easy': Guy finds bike theft in progress and takes matters into his own hands

Getting around New York City can be quite easy on a bike to whisk you from place to place. But clearly they are highly coveted items, as this man discovered when he ran into a bike theft in progress! A user who goes by Malcolm816 discovered that he'd left his bike carefully locked near his office in Times Square . But when he was ready to ride home, he found that someone else had placed a huge lock on his cycle. What could that possibly mean? To Malcolm816, it was a sure sign that his bike was…
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lady and her dog get randomly recruited to lead a SWAT team while they are out on a walk

Woman Waking Up at 6AM to Take Her Dog Out Ends Up Letting an Entire Swat Team Into Her Building, Dog Leads The Way for Them

Imagine you wake up early, just trying to be a responsible pet parent and take your dog out because they have to go to the bathroom, and instead you end up being the lead for an entire SWAT team. Now, you and your dog are leading these heavily armed guys into where you live… You did not sigh up for this.
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A compilation of memes about firefighters and firefighting

Firefighter Memes For Firefighters, Volunteer or Otherwise

When you're a kid, you're presented with very few jobs that you could pursue in the future. Everyone wants to be a doctor, spaceman, or cop, but all of these occupations pale in comparison to being a firefighter . Gun to my head, if I had to choose one of the “babies first dream job” jobs, the firefighter would be at the top of my list. That's not just because of their rad calendars or because I'd rather be a house fire victim than become a doctor or a cop. I feel like firefighters have a prett…
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Oh you’re gonna call cops bc 1/5th of my car is past the no parking sign, guess I’m gonna park there everyday now

'The last time I parked there, the lady [...] looked LIVID': Woman gets petty revenge on entitled neighbors by parking in their spot

This Karen neighbor does not own a public parking spot!
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Funniest Memes That Are Only Relatable If You're The Absolute Worst Kind of Person

Funniest Memes That Are Only Relatable If You're The Absolute Worst Kind of Person

Douchebags unite!
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Falsely accused of working with crime syndicate because I delivered them a pizza

Police Accuse Delivery Driver of Working For Crime Syndicate Because He Delivered Them a Pizza

Working as a delivery driver can be a hell of an experience. Consistently driving around and interacting with people on the threshold of their homes exposes you to a lot of experiences you'd probably rather not have witnessed; there's a reason why there's no shortage of crazy stories from delivery drivers floating around the wider web. People are strange, that's just a fact, and the more of them you interact with in a day, the more likely you are to encounter someone in uncomfortably close prox…
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AITA for calling the police on my fiance?

Man Calls Police on Fiancé For Not Returning Home, We Suspect Cheating

How does a half-hour drive turn into a whole night gone? Hmm...
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Encounter with a wild Karen

'Raging Karen went wild and got herself arrested': Karen accosts driver at intersection and gets her butt kicked

There's nothing like a Karen going after someone, only to learn she's messing with another Karen
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"At this point, the man loudly scoffs and smirks at me while reaching for his wallet.  He asks, 'This mean anything to you?' while flashing me his badge.  [Did] this guy really just try to extort me for a beer for his underage daughter??  'No, that doesn’t mean anything to me,' I replied.  'Really? Nothing? Pull down that mask and let me see your face.'

'This mean anything to you?': Cop tries to flash his badge and use intimidation to get drinks for underaged daughter

The problem with misusing your authority and making a scene is that it makes all those you are associated with look bad — this includes any organizations or groups who you might be affiliated with. This is why it's so important to conduct oneself in a manner that suits your station -whether you're on duty or off. Just take this off-duty hotel manager who was fired for being rude to the staff of another hotel as a prime example. This server took to Reddit's r/talesfromyourserver community to sha…
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Nosy Cat Watches Her Owner Get Arrested From the Window and Presumably Enjoys Every Second

He is NOT proud.
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'It was like one of those ancient radio things from the '80s:' Gen-Z flight attendants call the police because they think a walkman is a bomb

"I’M MORTIFIED. [The police] are laughing at me and I'm just like… It had wires and it was ticking!"
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'Let's play a game called, look in the thief's purse': Small business owner follows a shoplifter home after catching her stealing merchandise

Oh, how the tables turn
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Viral Thread: Insane GM Comes to Workers House and Calls the Police When They Go Home Sick

This General Manager saw fit to visit their worker's home, called her mother, and even called the police for a welfare check after she went home sick, all part of a malicious ploy to punish her for going home sick.
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aita post | thumbnail text - Posted by u/GlitteringBall2429 13 hours ago $6 AITA calling cops because no one picked up kid babysitting?

Mom Neglects To Pick Up Her Child Because She's Hungover, Babysitter Calls The Cops

It's about time someone called the police on this neglectful mom
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Woman Calls Police When Boyfriend's Ex Abandons Her Child With Them

This mother failed to show up to collect her child after leaving This couple agreed to watch the boyfriend's ex's kid on the grounds that she pick him up by 9am the next morning. “NTA," voted user Temporary Badger. "I’m very glad you called because this woman very much needs CPS to be keeping an eye on the health and safety of her child.” “I can’t even tell you the amount of times we were given him early in the morning and you could tell his diaper hadn’t been changed since he’d gone to sleep t…
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Two Karens Freak Out and Barricade a Delivery Driver in Their Driveway, Demanding a Service They Didn't Pay For

THEY WANT FREE STUFF!
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