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Don't Laugh, It Was Really Cold Out When They Wrote That Headline

Classic: Now Which Hose Did I Need...

Hang On, I Need to Call in an Expert on This One

Bippity Boppity This Steez Right Out Your Hakuna Matata

This News Story is Like Every Rage Comic Come to Life

Political Mud-Slinging is the Norm These Days, but This Challenger is Claiming That the Incumbent is a Political Body Double

What the Heck is Going on Here? A Man Looking for His Lost Son is Told He's Been Found... in His Own Basement.

Pro Tip for You Amateur Burglars: Log Out of Facebook Before Exiting the Smash and Grab

This Guy Miraculously Survives a Lightning Strike. His Shoes, Not so Much.

Ask and Ye Shall Receive!

Crotch Blowouts Can Happen to Anyone at Any Time

Confusing a Car and a Spaceship, Just Another Day in the Neighborhood

We Met a Real American Hero Today

There's Gold in the Tapwater, but That's a Problem for These Montanans

These Are All Actual Comments From the Story of One "Handsome" Criminal Arrest

Mistaken Identity!