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Where Should You Post Evidence of You Serving Alcohol to Minors? Facebook, of Course!

A Felon on the Run Gets Caught After Winning a Doughnut Eating Contest... at an Event Full of Cops

And Here I Thought Everyone Napped in a Duffel Bag

Walmart: Big Enough to Call Your Home for Four Days

Unsurprisingly, This is the Face of the Woman Who Got Arrested for Throwing Bricks at Windows "for Fun!"

There's Two Kinds of News...

There's Two Kinds of News...

The World's Most Dangerous 90-Year-Old Causes an Hours-Long Police Standoff

All is Forgiven!

This is Not "Policy Academy," but He DID Just Taze Himself

A Man in India Found a Little Guest During His Morning Shower

Jetstar Just Saved a Bunch of Stoners a Trip to the Clink

UCLA Flooded Yesterday, and the Local News Gets Pranked When They Asked for a Student's Testimony

Criminally Dumb Criminal of the Day: If You're Going to Hold Up a Gas Station, Avoid the One With an MMA Fighter Behind the Counter

Kids Say the Darndest Things (to Get Them Banned From Doughnut Shops)

"Kill it With Fire" is Just an Expression: A Seattle Man Caused $60,000 in Damages Trying to Kill a Spider With Spray Paint and a Lighter