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Now Just Imagine if the Genders Were Reversed...

Probably the Last Place You Want to See an Ad Like This

Jersey Shore's "The Situation" is Under Fire for Tax Fraud, and the News Has Run Out of Clever Ways to Report That

If This Sounds Like a Hollywood Movie to You, You're on the Right Track

Somebody Accidentally Put This Kid on Spin Cycle

A Man in Oklahoma City Was Arrested After Giving Himself a Mayonnaise Shampoo Job in a Public Fountain

This Car Crash Was Caused by a Teen Lighting the Driver's Armpit Hair on Fire. You Read That Right.

Jimmy Kimmel Breaks Down the Dumbest Names to Get Arrested

Jimmy Kimmel Breaks Down the Dumbest Names to Get Arrested

All Hail Cronut Dollhouse Carburetor McCoy

Malaysia Airlines Continues on a Roll of Bad Decision Making

The Perfect Crime: One Cow, One Car

You Know It's a Good Wedding When it Ends in a Brawl and the Arrest of the Groom

You Know It's a Good Wedding When it Ends in a Brawl and the Arrest of the Groom

It's Hard to Believe, but This is the Face of Meth Who Used Toilet Water to Cool Himself Down

It Turns Out You CAN Eat too Much Fruit (of the Loom)