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The Perfect Crime: One Cow, One Car

You Know It's a Good Wedding When it Ends in a Brawl and the Arrest of the Groom

You Know It's a Good Wedding When it Ends in a Brawl and the Arrest of the Groom

It's Hard to Believe, but This is the Face of Meth Who Used Toilet Water to Cool Himself Down

It Turns Out You CAN Eat too Much Fruit (of the Loom)

A Neighborhood Cat is Determined to Give all Kitties a Bad Name by Being 100% Hellbeast

We're Divining a Bad Time in Your Future

Patrons at This Starbucks "Payed it Forward" for 10 Hours, and Why it Ended is Even More Perplexing

CNN's Don Lemon Has No Idea What Automatic Weapons Are, Wants to Talk About Them Anyway

Florida Man Finally Has Competition

The Father of the Child Afflicted With "Affluenza" Proves That Jerk Runs in the Family

This Woman Tried to Use Her Sister's Health Insurance... the Sister That's Memorialized on Her Shirt

This is Uhhhhhh Your Captain Uhhhh Speaking. We've Been Uhhhh Dismembered.

This "Transformers"-Style Paint Job (On a $100,000 Maserati) Just got its Owner Arrested

There's Got to be an Easier Way to Take Care of These Spiders

Poetic, but Mean: Drivers Who Misuse Their High Beams in Shenzhen Have to Stare at Headlights as Punishment