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When Slang Screws Up Everything

Nobody Likes Flying, but Nobody Hates it More Than the Woman Who Stabbed a Snoring Passenger in the Arm With a Pen

An Agoraphobic Gets Out of the House for the First Time in Ages, Immediately Falls Into an Open Manhole

Spot This, Students!

This Dude Made Love to a Tree and Tried to Stab a Cop Because of a Terrible New Drug

Never Change, Portland

There's Nothing Funny About This Story, Except Facebook's Suggestion Algorithm

This is the Woman in Australia Who Assaulted a Police Officer... With Breast Milk

Ringtone of the Day: Sen. Pat Roberts’ Phone Plays ‘Let It Go’ During Committee Hearing

A New York Man Tried to Get Rid of Bed Bugs in a Rental Car by Dousing Everything in Alcohol. But Then He Lit a Cigarette.

An Entire Flight Had to Turn Around When a Seattle Airport Employee Took a Nap in the Plane's Cargo Hold

Probably Bad News: "I Swear Occifer, Das Not MY Californian Skunk"

Man Attempts to Shoot an Armadillo, Accidentally Shoots His Mother-in-Law Instead

Probably Bad News: My Way or... Oh. Prison.

Tourists in Texas Thought This Fallen Crane Outside of a Museum Was Art. Turns Out it Was Just a Fallen Crane.

Photo of the Day: Bobcat Catches Shark on Beach in Florida