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A collection of tweets that perfectly sum up marriage | Kate Sidley Follow @sidleykate Call old-fashioned, but believe marriage should be between person who hates pickles and another person who will eat pickle.

Tweets That Perfectly Sum Up Marriage

Guy selling car parts crosses paths with a clueless choosing beggar | 8 hrs Customer Do price match Yes with written quote another Canadian vendor or screen shot exact item on their web page. Customer Sends screen shot an American Vendor with goods priced American dollars Customer know they are an American company and 's listed American dollars can't sell price Canadian dollars understand exchange rates and they work, right? Customer- Well then just are not HUNGRY ENOUGH yet are still PANDEMIC a

Man Sells Car Parts, Choosing Beggar Guilt Trips, Gets Rejected

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People that took revenge after being pushed too far | sonia72quebec 5h My elderly Mother--law made little wreath put on door her apartment couple days later some asshole complexity destroyed She really sad about put back together and fixed added lots pointy needles put back on door. She told she heard some swearing at 6:30 morning one her neighbor. Reply 842

Revenge Stories From People Pushed Too Far

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Comedian Roasts Audience Member, Doesn't Know It's A Celeb

Various man secrets get shared in an AskReddit thread | realbadaccountant 23.0k points· 2 days ago S 2 6 people come crying us, our first inclination is fix problem. Since this is (often) not possible, lead with something along lines Can vent minute Or anything signals us this is just time active listening, rather than problem solving session.

AskReddit Thread: Man Secrets Get Divulged

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Guest tries to get employee fired for doing their job, backfires in glorious fashion | r/TalesFromTheFrontDesk u/LobbyJockey 1y don't like but really 1 Guest tries get fired doing my job, admits she's doing just be b**ch" and results are highly satisfying. Long This happened back April. tl;dr at end. Around mid-morning, an attractive young woman came into lobby and asked key her cousin's room (who call "Shi-Shi Garcia Cousin Can get key room 207 checking Is Ms. Garcia here with She sighed loudly

Guest Tries To Get Employee Fired For Doing Their Job

Man accidentally invites a raccoon into his hammock while he's hanging out | Aaron Reynolds @aaronreynolds started new evening ritual leave all my technology inside except my Walkman, and get into hammock back yard and listen an album start finish. My cat has been curious about this new habit, and been trying coax him into hammock

Twitter Thread: Man Unknowingly Invites Raccoon Into Hammock

Entitled coworker demands party and takes leftovers, then everyone online calls them a jerk | Posted by u/throwawayplatter 21 hours ago AITA because took all leftover homes after work party? Asshole worked at this company 3 years. my 3 year anniversary landed on same day my SO proposing and top off getting promoted expect at least something my coworkers. like small party, gift, nothing fancy pretty hurt came week find nothing. there were congrats and well dones but nothing else.

Entitled Coworker Demands Party, Takes All The Leftovers

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Man Courts Woman In A Crammed Closet, Max Cringe Ensues

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Meteorologist Roasts Flat Earthers In Five Minutes

The cringiest things that brides and grooms have done for their weddings | aPKPirate 1h Ive worked over 200 weddings at same venue, many couples wanted fireworks and had company could always do show couple ALWAYS, without fail, would pick Firework by Katy Perry play during show. Reply 1.4k

Cringiest Things Brides And Grooms Have Done

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Company maliciously enforces the rules, and an employee complies maliciously | r/ProRevenge Join u/TheBadGuyBelow 315d Selectively Enforce Rules? Okay, Let's Follow Them Letter Now used work manufacturing company who makes waste containers, dumpsters and such, and at first good job with good manager and no problems enjoyed work dirty, physically demanding job but kept good shape could just put my earbuds and cruise through day without any issues.

Company Selectively Enforces Rules, Employee Complies Maliciously

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Parking Enforcement Bully Gets Her Car Clamped For Targeting Disabled Man

Man haggles over a dresser and brings bananas into the mix. | 9:49 1 l LTE Kevin Benefield Marketplace Sold Dresser w/mirror and Change Rating 359 views Is this available? 8:19 PM Yes Kevin Would take 100$ cash No.

Man Haggles Over Dresser, Throws Bananas In The Mix

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A quick Tumblr thread honors dandelions. | taavot remember being little and thinking dandelions were fun or pretty color or something and every adult an 80 mile radius wouldn't let say without screaming ITS WEED rabbittrabbitt also like dandelions are edible, easy grow, and are rich vitamins c, k, beta-carotene, calcium, iron, manganese, and potassium

A Quick Tumblr Thread On Dandelion Rights