While the world continues its descent into madness, celebrities are continuing to live their best lives. Between Kim Kardashian celebrating her 40th birthday on a private island and Gwen Stefani getting engaged, there's no shortage of celebrations happening amongst the rich and famous. And now another celeb who we owe a huge congratulations to is Scarlett Johansson, who married Colin Jost last week. Although it's Scarlett's third marriage, it is only Colin's first, so perhaps she can give him some tips on how to survive it. Although, on second thoughts, maybe she's not the best one to ask for advice on this particular topic. Either way, we've teamed up with Mock Diaries to bring you the text messages that Scarlett received after the wedding from her famous friends and family. Welcome to this week's parody series of celebrities' intimate conversations.