sexy times
Hopa! It's sexy times. Time to spice it up and get fiery and naughty. Don't let that passion get snuffed out and make sure you look at these hilarious jokes and puns all to do with whoopie.
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Boss refuses to acknowledge employee's two-week notice, refusing to discuss it further and acting like they aren't leaving: 'She's still assigning me projects for next month. Still scheduling me for meetings three weeks out'
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Dad takes a stray cat for a TNR, instead she gives birth to a litter of tiny kittens, and each employee at the vet clinic decides to adopt one of them
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Nanny asks for a $5 raise after working with a family for 2 years, then she burns a bridge when the parents counteroffer with a pay cut: 'Mom thinks she's being savvy'
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New dad refuses to call baby daughter by her given name “Hana”, prefers to use the name he always loved “Lily” that his wife cannot pronounce: ‘He’s needlessly confusing our infant child’
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‘I went straight to the dean’s office with both the recordings and told her’: Professor tries to fail grad student by faking attendance records, forcing the student to take it to the dean and finish with a 90% grade
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