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A collection of funny and random tweets | Mike Wells @mikewtfwells just had happy hour at my place s hour my fiancée left walk dog and had time play video games.

Funny Random Tweets From The World

Twitter thread about freshwater shrimp is full of love | Bug Chicks @TheBugChicks Story time. An adrenaline pumping tale indifference, near-tragedy and redemption. This is story knew capable great love with pair freshwater shrimp thread

Woman Purchases Freshwater Shrimp, Spontaneous Love Ensues

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A viral video of a mysterious, squirming black substance sends people on Twitter into a panic | Angie @AngelicBarton3 Replying sunnyarkade Leviathan black blob goo that moves by itself

Mysterious, Squirming Black Substance Sends Twitter Into Tailspin

A collection of funny maps that are absolutely terrible | Bosnians wanna swim Croatia: No AUSTRIA HUNGARY ITALY SLOVENIA LJUBLJANA ZAGREB CROATIA SERBIA BOSNIA AND HERZEGOVINA ADRIATIC SEA SARAJEVO MONTENEGRO ITALY | Antarctic-centric world view

A Compilation Of Absolutely Terrible Maps

Guy's Twitter thread is about goats taking over a town | Andrew Stuart O @AndrewStuart 6d v think just got group goats Llandudno arrested. Let explain first saw this inside dark pub one live currently thought seeing things. So took some video:

Twitter Thread: Man Documents Invasion Of Goat Overlords

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Twitter thread maps out the human body's evolutionary leftovers | Dorsa Amir @DorsaAmir 1d Replying DorsaAmir Put hand flat on surface and touch pinky thumb. Do see raised band wrist there's vestigial muscle called palmaris longus used help move around trees. About 14 us don't even have this muscle anymore 2/8) present absent | Oh, and know sometimes get goosebumps cold or scared s vestigial reflex used raise body hair make appear bigger or trap an extra layer heat warmth. Some people can

Twitter Thread: The Human Body's Evolutionary Leftovers

A collection of creative insults that caught people off guard | KANYE WESTO @kanyewest Tweet Ed. Yeezy slides @Cripple_God Wouldn't wear these shits if they could make walk KANYE WEST o @kanyewest Yeezy slides | much is $2 chips? probably takes an hour and half watch 60 minutes

Creative Insults Deserving Of Trophies For Their Savagery

Man orders tons of empty boxes, and fails repeatedly ensue | dave meslin @meslin 1. Three weeks ago ordered box boxes PkgWholesalers, via @amazonca. Specifically ordered package 25 boxes, each 6x9x6: Packaging Wholesalers 9x6x6-Inch Shipping Boxes, 25-Count | delivery arrived at my door box Chocolate Sea Salt Granola packets. ith organie unth and chia. Awara 1trient dense ingredients SUGAR immune health Gree PROBIOTICS purely elizabeth. NET WT PROBIOTIC GRANOLA S ALTY-SWEET CRUNCHY CLUSTERS CHOC

Man Orders Boxes From Amazon, Fails Repeatedly Ensue

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Fun Twitter thread explains how to make homemade yeast | Sudeep Agarwala @shoelaces3 Friends learned last night over Zoom drinks ya'll're baking so much there's shortage yeast local frumpy yeast geneticist have come here tell this: THERE IS NEVER SHORTAGE YEAST. Here's where viking. Instructions below. 6:16 AM 29 Mar 20 Twitter Web App 17.8K Retweets 73.7K Likes

Fun Twitter Thread On Making Homemade Yeast

A collection of silly and random tweets | tom @pilau Amazon package will be delivered on WNednesday IS

Funny Random Tweets Full Of Silliness

People share advice that they'd give to their 18-year-old selves | Wade Murphy, AIF, CFS @TheWadeMurphy Replying IAmMarkManson 99 worries are pointless. Save money older has expensive taste.

Advice People Would Give To Their 18-Year-Old Selves

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Patrick Stewart Ian McKellen Murder Mystery | ML Brennan @BrennanML think l'd really like right now is cozy British village murder mystery show where Patrick Stewart and lan McKellen are elderly widower neighbors who bicker lot about their gardens, and also solve crimes. And there's super hot grandson who has drive them around | So lan will be all need prune this hedge back think looks fine, but keeps putting shoots up over on my side And Patrick gasps and is all COURSE explains knife got into

Twitter Thread: Patrick Stewart And Ian McKellen In A Murder Mystery

Guy falls asleep on the train, tries to evade fare, conductor can't be tricked | Ignacio Lopez @comedylopez Witnessed most amazing thing on train Edinburgh yesterday guy boarded Wigan sat opposite He went sleep an hour he woke up he bought sandwich, ate went back sleep This isn't maths test don't need know distance/ speed).

Guy Falls Asleep On Train, Tries To Evade Fare, Conductor Isn't Fooled

Joe Buck turns people's home videos into play-by-play practice | woman in pink sweatshirt preparing dough on a counter in a kitchen

Joe Buck Turns Home Videos Into Play-By-Play Practice

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Dad pulls the ultimate prank on his daughter from afar, during their game of pinch and punch | Bridie Connell @BridieKConnell 16h 27897 4.4K Right. So my dad and are both very competitive/stubborn have been locked battle pinch and punch, first day month years. 15 years be exact. Neither us remember started.

Dad Pulls Ultimate Prank On Daughter From Afar

A reporter dips out when a herd of bison show up during a broadcast | Jo @JoJoFromJerz Replying DeionNBCMT @gtconway3d and @YellowstoneNPS more times watch this harder laugh | news reporter looking off camera to the side in disbelief

Herd Of Bison Crash Reporter's News Segment