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Guy tries to pretend that he doesn't know English and he fails miserably | MrWittyResponse TIFU by telling lady asking money didn't speak English perfect English So late at night and had make stop at gas station fill up my car. This lady comes up wearing this really baggy hoodie. Judging by appearances she seemed be substance abuser. She says she's pregnant and needs some cash pay her motel room really wasn't buying she

Guy Tries To Pretend He Doesn't Know English, Fails Hard

Smart Quora user answers a ridiculous question about how bacteria can travel when you spit | spit urinal and there's string saliva, do bacteria have time go inside mouth? Anoop Sinha, Taught microbiology medical undergrads 10 years

Brainiac Answers Ridiculous Question About Bacteria

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People tell stories of times their laziness made them work more efficiently | post by SirSithsalot remember having peel 20kg charred eggplant at restaurant worked asked chef if there an easier way do His reply yep, get someone else do

People Who Worked Smarter, Not Harder

Guy lies about being a marine and then gets catfished back by the person he texted | Hey are Sorry who is this 's Justin Justin marine met awhile back Sorry can send picture or something ?1 really don't remember

Guy Lies About Being Marine, Gets Catfished Back

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Chipotle educates a vegetarian who thinks that chorizo isn't meat, on Twitter | been vegetarian since age 12 just had chorizo and 's so good! Texture and flavor is exactly like real meat! ChipotleTweets Do mean Sofritas? Chorizo is meat Becky

Chipotle Educates Vegetarian On Twitter

Lowballer tells seller they don't know who Stan Lee is | Hey is this guy selling signed comic? Yeah got only one selling at moment is up 800. But if do direct could maybe knock $100 off. Are based nearby? Wut expect pay $700 Just cos 's signed by some dude? Um yeah do s an X-Men comic 70s 's signed by Stan Lee and Chris Claremont. They aren't just some dude. And 's about pay US Dollars one

Lowballer Says They Don't Know Who Stan Lee Is

funny memes and stories of kids being stupid and weird | Told Abby this is where she can put her letters Santa. So she gathered her toy letters and put them Santa. fetters SANTA felld SA | Robert McNees @mcnees Recently told 8yo she should always replace toilet paper runs out. Just found this bathroom. 3:18 PM 11/29/20 Twitter iPhone 74 Retweets 4 Quote Tweets 979 Likes

Evidence that Kids Are Weird and Stupid People

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funny memes about history | Greek culture Romans Jared Leto wearing a green coat from a fashion show | King: dies His eldest son: sarcastically surprised Kirk wearing a crown

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Funny random memes, dank memes, stupid memes, funny tweets, relatable tweets | song car about hit sick beat drop map directions scrottablememes Spongebob fish entering the Krusty Krab | Captain @sgrstk Women like men who make plans, commit those plans, and still have few surprises left them. This is why girlfriend is obsessed with serial killers.

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precariously balanced cups | wint @dril 3h user named beavis_sinatra has been terrorizing since 2004, by sending pictures cups are too close edge table 17 1,514 3,837 @beavis_sinatra @dril

Twitter User Harasses with Precariously Balanced Cups

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A collection of times that tech support people faced unimaginably dumb situations. | My nana said her laptop hasn't charged over month, and looked see problem saw she had plugged an iPhone 4 charger into SD card slot. | bent computer that got kicked in

Times Tech Support Faced Waking Nightmares

funny tumblr memes and moments | wodneswynn One characters our D&D party is an orc named Brick established orcs get their names through tests strength and his name is Brick because 's strongest thing he able break with his bare hands. By profession, Brick is therapist. His ultimate ambition is one day do therapy so good he can change his name Depression. naamahdarling went into this expecting beautiful himbo and came out love with Brick and crying over therapist orcs. Source: wodneswynn 26,010

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funny dad jokes | can't remember write 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500 Roman numerals IM LIVID sweaterkittensahoy Everyone go home. Puns are done.

Stupid and Clever Dad Jokes to Love and Hate

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funny achievements people don't tell anyone | _dontjimthecamera 39.3k points 12 hours ago 3 8 12 3 15 5 my public speaking class had give speech on procrastination wrote speech an hour before class my feedback notes told had great preparation.

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funny mad lads playing by their own rules | GingerKittyCat @kittycattwitch finally asked my grandpa why so many his books were wrapped duct tape. His response tape covers so looks like bible and can read during church. | scruched This lawnmower cost way too much be only cutting grass finna ride Subway

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Harvard PhD graduate insults his roommate's “lesser college” degree, then gets exposed when he struggles to figure out how to use the new can opener: ‘I’d find mangled cans in the garbage’

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Boyfriend forces girlfriend to move out of their house every 2-3 weeks when his teenage children visit because they don't know she exists: 'I have to make it look like I do not even live there.'

Boyfriend forces girlfriend to move out of their house every 2-3 weeks when his teenage children visit because they don't know she exists: 'I have to make it look like I do not even live there.'

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