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Mad Jealousy, That's All Y'all's Problem!

This is the Brand New Hotspot for Teens on the Internet

Hoax, Satire, Basically the Same Thing

Next She'll Be Looking Up the Melting Temperature of Steel...

It Almost Makes You Think About the Penitentary System or Something

The Onion Understands Today's Young Gamers

Yes, the Doctor is Definitely the Idiot Here

Flying Just Isn't the Same These Days

The Onion Has Film Standards That Are a Bit Different Than the Rest of Ours

The Hard Body, the Hot Blood, and the Holy Spirit

We All Have Our Own Personal Gorillas to Deal With

This is One of Those Onion Headlines That's too Close to True

Netflix Introduces a Brand New 'Browse Endlessly' Plan

The Lombardi Trophy of Broken Dreams

Sometimes True, Sometimes False, Always a Fail

These Geniuses Finally Have Woody Allen by the Short Hairs