threats

I see that you no longer want all of your fingers...

I has come to pillage ur village

i iz shaolin paws of fury pass me the kitteh food or feel my wrathz

he hopes you're happy

I don't do Touchy-Feely I do Ouchy-Bleedy

Listen, I can stand here all day, but you have to get ready for work soon. If you don't clean out my litterbox before you leave, you won't be wearing those new pumps you're just crazy about - EVER.

i seez soon-to-be dead peoplez

You don't understand. This leash isn't to protect me.

O yea!?!1? U wanna peas o dis!

Acting Like Animals: Put Up Your Dukes!

your toy surprise

GIVE BLOOD

If I could seez yoo and if I had teefs, yood be inna BIG trubbel mista!!!

And dis lil piggy is gonna sock u in da mouth if u dont leave me alone........

start throwing pennies you die

DEATH Is always closer than you think