A journey through time and space

“Cosplaying too close to the sun…”

Enjoy the extra sleep

I played a musical instrument once. I played it in one of the most lawless music arenas known to man: the middle school band. During my time as a 12-year-old trombone artist, I was kind of killing it. The best thing about trombone is that most of the notes they need you to play are very easy. I remember distinctly that, in our flawless rendition of Don’t Stop Believin’ , I only had to play two notes. I had my knowledge of bass clef and my lips that fit perfectly inside the mouthpiece pulling me…

It's not foolproof

Freedom?

Senior doggos are the best

It's always the know-it-alls that know the least

He's sounds like a virgo

Be one with time itself.

Try to stand up without making a noise.

All the suggestions SHOULD be "go to therapy" but none of them are

Relationships are weird.

Time is a strange thing.

It's the right thing to do.

Who values whose time now, huh?