tongue
You better stick that tongue back in your mouth right this instant. The strongest muscle in the body and also one of the most versatile, and one we probably have more control over than any other. These slippery jokes and puns will have you tongue-wagging.
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Employee pretends to be friendly with coworker for months only to extract important information about the workplace: 'The friendship part might have been real at first, but somewhere along the way it started feeling more like a project to him'
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Friend grows tired of accommodating Mary after years of last-minute cancellations leave her wasting time, money, and effort: ‘This has happened plenty of times before’
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Rescuer saves abandoned soaking wet "puppy" from the road, but as it grows, he realizes it's not a puppy at all, rescuer says: 'No wonder he was eating so much!'
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Family's dog bonds with their newborn like a mother, so they run a DNA test and it leads them straight to her long-lost daughter, reuniting them after years
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