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An informative Tumblr thread breaks down the proper care for monsters in the world. | headspace-hotel Follow Common misconceptions surrounding care monsters Contrary popular belief is NOT normal Cerberus's heads fight with one another; this indicates anxiety or lack proper enrichment.

Educational Tumblr Post On Proper Monster Care

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A funny Tumblr post about the impact of living with the Addams Family as a college student.

Humorous Tumblr Post Imagines College Students Living With Addams Family

Funny Tumblr post about how people in historical clothing get mistaken for ghosts.

Tumblr Thread: People In Historical Clothing Get Mistaken For Ghosts

tumblr thread about a story about a tiny dragon and a gold coin | thumbnail includes part of a tumblr thread 'Font - writing-prompt-s Follow The world's tiniest dragon must defend his hoard, a single gold coin, from those who would steal it. mildswearingat4am Follow Suggestion: The dragon's definition of "steal" is somewhat loose. It still allows the coin to be used and bartered and change hands-but on one condition: the dragon must be with it at all times'

Tumblr Thread: Prompt About The World's Tiniest Dragon And Its Gold Coin

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A humorous Tumblr post about the different kinds of language prevalent throughout Lord of the Rings. | Legolas pretty quickly gets habit venting about his travelling companions Elvish, so long as Gandalf Aragorn aren't earshot they'll never know right? Then about week into their journey like Legolas Elvish approximately 20th time* ugh hobbits, so annoying Frodo also Elvish, deadpan* yeah worst Legolas:

Tumblr Users Overanalyze Elvish Dialects In Lord Of The Rings

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Tumblr Story Imagines A Bored Human On An Alien Ship Armed With A Screwdriver

tumblr thread about large men being scared of and enamored by small animals thumbnail includes a screenshot of the thread 'Text - So this huge scary man with a full beard approaches me like "hey can my buddy and I pet your dog? He gets nervous around dogs but your's is so small I think it's a good place to start." i say yes so he picks him up and puts him on man number two's lap and man number two is abt to freak out and his friend straight up just goes "hey man, it's okay just relax l'd never '

Tumblr Thread: Large Scary Men Scared Of Teeny-Weeny Animals

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A funny Tumblr post about guy being able to see superheroes' threat level | writing-prompt-s regular office worker born with ability see dangerous person is with number scale 1-10 above their heads toddler would be 1, while skilled soldier with firearm may score 7. Today notice reserved new guy at office measures 10. wakeupontheprongssideofthebed decide 's best find out can about this person. Cautiously approach his desk. He's handsome man, tall, but with disarming smile could such friendly guy

Tumblr Thread: Mystified Man's Able To Identify Superheroes

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Tumblr story about mom who uses fandom words of power to request help

Tumblr User's Mom Discovers Cosplayer Words Of Power To Summon Aid

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Tumblr Thread: Horses Are A Genetic Mess

Tumblr user explains how Tolkein used his extensive knowledge of linguistics to make details in Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit | mirkwoodest One ballsiest things Tolkien ever did write 473k words about some hobbits called frodo, sam, merry, and pippin and then write appendices their names are actually maura, ban, kali, and razal, mirkwoodest

Tumblr User Expounds Tolkien's Wonderful Nerdery

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A Tumblr thread on the importance of getting enough sleep. | Keep Intern wei na paddysnuffles Reminder Humans are not meant sleep extended periods uninterrupted sleep. By this don't mean "humans shouldn't have 8+ hours sleep night mean are supposed sleep four five hours (ish then get up and do something relaxing like reading half hour an hour, then get another bout four five hours. This is our bodies were designed .

Tumblr Thread: Implications Of A Sleep Starved Society