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An entertaining Tumblr thread about how literary coincidences can end up getting authors in hot water.

Tumblr Thread: Literary Coincidences Get Authors In Hot Water

Funny exaggerated comments on Tumblr posts

Exaggerated Comments From People Who Are Clearly Easily Amused

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tumblr thread about a huge kitten that is growing rapidly thumbnail includes two pictures of a huge kitten 'sabertoothwalrus Cat - this kitten weighs over 5 pounds already and he's only 14 weeks old. He's half the size of an adult cat and he hasn't even lost his baby teeth yet'

Tumblr Thread: Kitten Born Huge And Just Keeps Growing

Mariel Ruvinsky

Twelve Times Americans Were Iconically Trolled By Australians Via Tumblr| thumbnail text - tumblr Follow killowave Hey where are you from? I'm from Australia Oh sorry I had no idea is this better? Delivered yes, thank you mate

Twelve Times Americans Were Iconically Trolled By Australians Via Tumblr

A funny Tumblr thread about the intelligence of dwarves beards | deluxeloy Theory: So know dwarves have thing with beards if 's not just cultural standard or mere coincidence if there's reason? See, dwarves like dig lot. They build underground homes, and there's nothing more rewarding them than digging up some gems or valuable metals. But chipping away at all rock and disturbing all earth kicks up lot dust and dirt. If do every day without proper breathing protection which Ancient Dwarves

Tumblr Thread: Dwarves Beards Are Too Smart

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animal tumblr posts | thumbnail includes a picture of a tortoise crashing through a wall and one tumblr post 'Font - Xxziggystardust Follow breadeddragons Follow HEEEEERE'S JOHNNY! the-awkward-turt Follow For those who are wondering, this is not Photoshopped. It is not all that unusual for adult sulcatas to walk/burrow through drywall. Not necessarily for any particular reason, just because they feel like digging and can't be bothered by the frivolity of human structures. bunjywunjy Follow'

Tumblr Animal Posts Of Hilarity And Total Absurdity

Mariel Ruvinsky

A Tumblr thread provides a breakdown on some rad rocks | Though may assume this is Small Rock is fact very Large Rock, and also very Heavy Rock, but most especially very Square Rock, which is makes particularly cool.

Tumblr Thread: A Rundown On A Rad Rock Collection

funny tumblr gems

Tumblr Gems To Chortle At With Merriment

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tumblr thread about dogs who have failed their service dog programs | thumbnail includes one tumblr post 'Font - zackancodeine Follow my mom has a friend who has a failed program-service dog and he's literally my favorite creature He's a really smart lab, he learned all the commands, but he just has an affinity for doing them whenever he wants So this lady's dog literally turns on-off lights, opens doors, opens the fridge, etc... at his own wishes. Her house looks like its baby-proofed'

Tumblr Thread: Doggos Who Flunked Out Service Dog Programs

Mariel Ruvinsky

animal tumblr posts | thumbnail includes a picture of a chicken and a person holding a pebble and one tumblr post 'Hand - Rocky ran up to me, gave me this pebble, and did a flirty little dance while making happy noises. Which is the rooster equivalent of a proposal. A truly devastating blow to my boyfriend. The man who helped raise him. Source: 6madfae'

Tumblr Animal Posts Of Hilarity And Funny Stories

Mariel Ruvinsky

tumblr thread about different ways that cats show humans that they love them | thumbnail includes one tumblr post 'Organism - gothkrispies Follow My cat, Annabel Lee, had her babies on my lap. I think she wanted to have them in the linen closet but she didn't want to be away from me either and I was watching a movie with a guy on our first date. My other cat, Joon, had her babies in the corner of my room. I put down a towel for her and the babies so they wouldn't get cold on the hardwood floor.'

Tumblr Thread: Things Cats Do When They Truly Love Their Humans

Mariel Ruvinsky

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Thirteen Times People Texted The Wrong Number Let It Get Way Out Of Control| thumbnail text - Text Message Today 10:14 PM Princess Who is this? Sorry wrong number Come back I'll be your princess We will meet again, in another life I love you I love you too princess bratsquad: I think this is the most romantic thing to ever happen to me

Thirteen Times People Texted The Wrong Number And Let It Get Way Out Of Control

tumblr thread about corvids being serious and parrots being weird | thumbnail includes one tumblr post 'New Caledonian crow, who knows specifically build tool order build another tool, never engages play. These motherfuckers are smarter than some people with right vote, and they are Extremely Serious Birds. They don't have time play, they got work do and kids raise. Font - And then there's the kea, straight-up titled "clown of the mountains", that has a specific vocalization for "playtime'

Tumblr Thread: Corvids Are Intelligent AF While Parrots Are A Heckin' Mess

Mariel Ruvinsky

animal tumblr posts | thumbnail includes a picture of a scary ocean animal and one tumblr post 'Water - needs-more-pony mahbuddymycroft: fivetail dopernose: Back in prehistoric times it was just a free for all. God was putting antlers on everything and made 7 foot tall gophers with wings, it was a mess. Look at this poor, impractical bastard. The prehistoric era was God's Deviantart stage. Now he just hides all of his stupid-looking OCs in the ocean where no one can find them. I'

Tumblr Animal Posts Of Hilarity And Endless Cuteness

Mariel Ruvinsky

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collection of wholesome tumblr posts about cats thumbnail includes one tumblr post 'Font - galesofnovember Yesterday at the foster clinic there was a woman with a litter of tiny, tiny kittens, one of whom was a beautiful orange and white creamsicle. I told her, "I love orange boy cats, they are all so stupid." and the foster mom said to me, with tears of love in her eyes, face glowing with maternal pride, "He is only 6 days old and I can already tell that he's going to be so stupid!" Source: ga'

Nothing But Cat Goodness And Wholesomeness (Tumblr Posts)

Mariel Ruvinsky

collection of tumblr posts about dogs trying to help humans do things and interrupting instead | thumbnail includes one tumblr post ''Font - i-am-mildly-insane Follow My friends and I were building a snowman and one of them had brought her dog along. He wanted so desperately to help, but his method of helping was to slap the snowman, eat the sticks we were using for arms and just cause general chaos. I had to stand and keep him entertained by throwing snowballs for him to eat so

Tumblr Thread: Dogs Attempting To Help Their Humans In The Most Unhelpful Ways

Mariel Ruvinsky

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