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A quick and funny Tumblr thread about people's unexpected food allergies | @eggzbian-deactivated20191126 orange juice is superior beverage bc makes ur tongue feel like u ate bunch ants which reminds my childhood would put ants my mouth and eat em except this time tastes good too spacefroggity Hey op think probably allergic citrus?

Quick Funny Tumblr Thread On Food Allergies

Wholesome list of animals someones grandparents brought home over the course of their long marriage, cute animals, cats, squirrels, dogs | gallusrostromegalus An Incomplete List Animals my Grandpa brought home over course his 67-year marriage Gandma Annabell solid white and completely deaf pit bull used let mom draw on her belly World's Ugliest Tom Cat, who turned out be cuddiest teddy bear an animal Cocker spaniel named "Captain" Stupid Cat Litter baby raccoons Three more cats completely bald

Tumblr Thread Follows Wholesome Family History Of Animal Rescues

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collection of pictures with stories in them that are worth more than 1000 words thumbnail includes two pictures including one of a chimpanzee bottle-feeding a tiger and another of someone with a broken leg and a dog laying its head on the leg that is not broken looking up with puppy eyes at the person with the camera

Pictures Worth More Than 1000 Words (22 images)

Wholesome list of animals someones grandparents brought home over the course of their long marriage, cute animals, cats, squirrels, dogs | gallusrostromegalus An Incomplete List Animals my Grandpa brought home over course his 67-year marriage Gandma Annabell solid white and completely deaf pit bull used let mom draw on her belly World's Ugliest Tom Cat, who turned out be cuddiest teddy bear an animal Cocker spaniel named "Captain" Stupid Cat Litter baby raccoons Three more cats completely bald

Tumblr Thread Follows Wholesome Family History Of Animal Rescues

Tumblr thread about a funny suspicious mob character | urbanfantasyinspiration Follow Ilike idea cop character who looks and acts like he's Mob He acts SUPER Italian >He always has some cousin can help them out on case (either as an informant or they can fix up car or whatever) and they're all different people, but they're all named Tony >Whenever he's interrogating suspect he always does borderline mob shit like sure would be shame if something were happen Hair and fashion sense are 10/10

Tumblr Thread: The Extremely Suspicious Not-Mob Guy

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A quick and relatable Tumblr thread on infuriating, entitled customers | glumshoe Some guy called park today and asked if have any outdoor snow activities coming up should soon said Weather permitting Weather permitting he asked Can clarify mean by mean provided gets cold enough said And why is necessary Because snow melts?

Quick Tumblr Thread On Infuriating, Entitled Customers

A Tumblr story about a trainer's boyfriend cheating on her, and then real life avengers assembling | throwtime about have fun afternoon. So my trainer's bf cheated on her. She broke up with him. He's holding her stuff hostage until she agrees talk with him. Which she refuses.

Trainer's Boyfriend Cheats On Her, Real Life Avengers Assemble

Fun Tumblr thread points out how mundane things matter too, in history | oe just-shower-thoughts Imagine much historical knowledge wasn't written down because our ancestors thought idiot isn't going know this libertarian--princess So ancient Egypt's best friend basically called Punt. They traded all kinds fun stuff with them; ebony, incense, gold, silver,

Tumblr Thread: Mundane People Are Important To History

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collection of pictures that are worth more than 1000 words thumbnail includes two pictures including one of a seal holding a seal plushy and another of a cow in a bathtub

Pictures Worth More Than 1000 Words (20 images)

collection of pictures that are worth more than 1000 words thumbnail includes two pictures including one of a seal holding a seal plushy and another of a cow in a bathtub

Pictures Worth More Than 1000 Words (20 images)

Weird stock photos as characters from the umbrella academy | heinouspurification Follow Characters umbrella academy as random stock images found art class. Luther man with giant fists | Ben ghost sheet in a hat and glasses

Tumblr Fun: 'The Umbrella Academy' Characters As Weird Stock Photos

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collection of pictures that are worth more than 1000 words thumbnail includes two pictures including one of a seal holding a seal plushy and another of a cow in a bathtub

Pictures Worth More Than 1000 Words (20 images)

Tumblr Thread on the collateral damage the Mythbusters caused | switch-up-snowfox Follow Oh cannonball ain't nothin compared esparto incident. nate2247 Follow now switch-up-snowfox Follow They were testing phrase "knock socks off" and because its mythbusters build team (which consists 3 boom addicted gremlins) they decided go quarry near Esparto california test myth by blowing shit up. This time they got 500 pounds ANFO detonation pretty damn big.

Tumblr Thread: Collateral Damage Caused by Mythbusters

cat staring at bananas tumblr thread | matzahball bought bunch bananas and l've caught Cleo staring at them every day since

Quick Tumblr Thread On Banana-Fixated Cat

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A Tumblr story combines the Star Wars and Marvel universes | steveharrington scott lang, completely misunderstanding peter parker's power: hey if u want man could get tiny and just like hang out don't know if ever been lego castle but 's pretty sweet peter parker: u have no idea much physical pain having turn this offer down is causing but, north-star-lesbian Scott Lang, upon realizing Peter Parker can't shrink: oh okay no biggee just make LEGO castle big

Tumblr Story: Avengers Meet The Death Star

A funny Tumblr thread about timelessly funny internet references | headspace-hotel S headspace-hotel forget Internet things would be incomprehensible 2 years ago phenomenon where is appreciation Internet things could show someone 3000 BC and be almost sure they'd get kick out 1 headspace-hotel

Tumblr Thread: Timelessly Entertaining Internet Gems