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tumblr thread about a tegu stealing blueberries | thumbnail includes two pictures including a tegu eating blueberries 'kaijutegu Follow I got distracted putting away groceries and SOMEBODY took advantage.' and a tegu in a basket 'She put herself in prison and then passed out'

Tumblr Thread: Delinquent Tegu Steals Some Blueberries

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funny tumblr posts, funny tumblr, tumblr gems, tumblr thread, funny comments, memes, tumblr memes, funny, wholesome, clever reply, clever, witty reply, witty | weirdchristmas Follow quarantine nickname is feel right now last thing ate monkeywiki Follow limp biscuit | moral Rudolph Red nose reindeer is no one likes unless useful. rudolph red-nosed reindeer as capitalist propaganda: discuss rudolph already exactly as useful as other reindeer moral is deviation norm will be punished unless is

27 Funny & Intriguing Tumblr Gems

A Tumblr user ends up firing off a passionate rant about the Avengers actually being villains.

Tumblr User Fires Off Passionate Rant About Avengers Being Villains

animal tumblr posts | thumbnail includes one tumblr thread 'Font - biggest-gaudiest-patronuses 5 biggest-gaudiest-patronuses biggest-gaudiest-patronuses I find it just marvelous that cats make little cat noises. exquisite design choice on nature's part, I highly approve biggest-gaudiest-patronuses Folgen aaaaaand my cat has now been meowing for 25 minutes straight I rescind my endorsement I rescind it 3.737 Anmerkungen A'

Tumblr Animal Posts Of Hilarity And Slight Annoyance

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A funny Tumblr post about The Addams Family renting out rooms to college students.

Tumblr Thread: Addams Family Renting Out Rooms To College Students

A funny Tumblr thread about how people can retain random, helpful bits of knowledge.

Tumblr Post: Random Knowledge Can Be Super Clutch

tumblr thread about animals making people go stupid | thumbnail includes two tumblr post 'lurknomoar Fun fact: when I see cute animals, I forget English and automatically revert to my native Hungarian. I don't know what bystanders make of me, reciting guttural gibberish to rabbits.' and 'Font - littlegaywitch Follow I live in Japan, and I always revert to English to talk to small animals, and I was cooing at this tiny little fluff machine of a puppy in baby english like “hello you're so cute su'

Tumblr Thread: Too Cute Animals Scrambling Peoples' Brains

Mariel Ruvinsky

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animal tumblr posts | thumbnail includes a picture of a shocked cat 'Smile - dragondicks: psychara: worldofmarije: A while ago, I was playing around with Photo Booth. I put my cat in front of the camera and I almost died laughing when he saw himself. He was so shocked! НАНАНА "WHAT HAVE I BECOME" e dragondicks Source: worldofmarije 320,304 notes'

Tumblr Animal Posts Of Hilarity And Confusion

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tumblr posts of cats feeling safer around their humans | thumbnail includes one tumblr post 'Font - cyanide-latte Follow Can confirm this is true of my four-year-old cat. We rescued her when she was not quite half-a-year-old, and she was severely underweight and almost dead from starvation. Ever since then, she gets agitated if she can't see either my husband or I when she eats, and she will do anything to get our attention. Nim definitely feels safer when we're there to watch her eat.'

Wholesome Cats Finding Comfort In Their Humans (Tumblr Posts)

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tumblr thread about crow facts | thumbnail includes a picture of a crow holding a pencil in its mouth 'Font - Keep the paddysnuffles Follow wel Cool facts about crows: 1. Crows understand the concept of gifts. There's a little girl who started feeding the murder by her house and they started bringing her trinkets (cool pebbles, coins, shiny things, bleached animal bones, etc) as a thank you.'

Tumblr Thread: Informative Facts About How Cool Crows Are

Mariel Ruvinsky

Tumblr thread about dangers of fake service dogs | Fake Service Dogs sitting at cafe with friend suddenly woman walks with toy poodle her purse manager at counter informs her sorry, but do not allow dogs She replies with heavy sigh and She's service dog. She can come with Not knowing much about service dog law, and worrying about getting sued asking further questions, he sits this woman down at booth. There, she promptly unzips her purse and

An Important Lesson On the Dangers of Fake Service Dogs

Tumblr thread provides advice on dealing with intrusive thoughts | bulbubsaur Pretend ur invasive self hating thoughts r being said u by 13 y/o boy on xbox live trying get rise out like girlfriend dumped because ugly s nice tim isn't past ur bedtime autistictesla also, if have intrusive violent thoughts, pretend they're being said u by an annoying backseat driver "drive into pole" thanks karen or could not do

Supportive Tumblr Thread On Dealing With Invasive Thoughts

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A funny Tumblr post about how the older generations can struggle with using technology.

Tumblr Thread: Boomers Can Create Technological Chaos

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Tumblr Thread: Foiling The Psychic Ice Cream Cat

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