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Tumblr history thread about soldier who got home with amphetamines | MAA misteryada Those are eyes man who has seen god and laughed

Tumblr Thread: The Finnish Soldier Who Amphetamined His Way Home

A funny Tumblr thread about how Spy Kids 3 was a hilarious masterpiece of insanity | dilapidatedragamuffin Deactivated SPY KIDS 3 MOVIE Can talk about Spy Kids 3 second because 's just MOST BAFFLING CINEMATIC EXPERIENCE EVER First open LITTLE BABY SELENA GOMEZ

Tumblr Thread: Spy Kids 3 Was A Beautiful Mess

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tumblr post notenuf A man feeding swans and ducks from a snowy river bank in Krakow the contrast is insane beautiful black and white photography

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Tumblr user finds exercpts of their eleven year old self trying to rewrite the bible | punkfaery going through my microsoft word archives is great fun because always find wildest shit there and by wildest shit mean time tried rewrite entire bible scratch at age eleven and half punkfaery "And so Adam and Eve were cast out Garden Eden, and Eve turned Adam and said Nice going, loser."

Tumblr Thread: Excerpts from Bible Rewritten by Eleven Year Old

Tumblr users band together to illustrate how creepy angels look | do angels actually look like per bible? anonymous Well, according Ezekiel 1 they might look something like this | Basically people writing Scripture tried describe they saw they saw an angel they run into end their imagination they can never quite seem fully explain because they had trouble even comprehending they saw, let alone being able describe someone else. revelation19

Tumblr Users Illustrate Terrifying Angels Using Historical Imagery

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Tumblr thread about death good being a good guy | mikkeneko concept death god is actually surprisingly supportive and on side good guys, supporting actions and promoting policies will lead kingdom growing and thriving instead being destroyed, because more kingdom grows more people there are, and more people there are more people will eventually die, and an immortal god death know there's no need rush get them all end mikkeneko like responses on this post are cleanly split between "hey this is gr

Tumblr Thread: A Death God that's Not a Bad Guy

Memes about the musical Hamilton | My cat any time use bathroom wanna be room where happens | finishes Hamilton My Disney hamil_laurens You'll be back king in a powdered wig and a crown

20 Hamilton Memes For The Super-Fans

A Tumblr thread about counteracting Karens and Kens with tears | beckyloveslife work retail, and have many years now not an easily fazed person and have Talk No Shit, Take No Shit mentality. However also have pretty intense anxiety disorder on top other mental health issues and started 6+ years ago there were some customers who got So all workers facing Karens and Kens out wild, here's my advice cry. If have type relationships with coworkers and managers will support don't try hold Cry like over

Tumblr Thread: Crying As Self Defense Against Karens And Kens

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top ten 10 tumblr posts daily | lesbwian Follow ruining planet sorry who is this don't recall myself running billion dollar oil business hardleywhelmed Follow Sometimes use keurig and feel bad but then remember Just 100 companies responsible 71 global emissions

Top Ten Tumblr Posts Of The Day (July 29, 2020)

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Funny tumblr post on Snoop Dogg's wholesomeness | @veryfunnymemes @hrtablaze This guy is making fun Kanye West guy bakes cookies on tv but pretends be gangster _ShamGod There is whole generation people who don't remember Snoop on trial murder world.

Tumblr Thread: Snoop Dogg Appreciation

A funny Tumblr post about guy being able to see superheroes' threat level | writing-prompt-s regular office worker born with ability see dangerous person is with number scale 1-10 above their heads toddler would be 1, while skilled soldier with firearm may score 7. Today notice reserved new guy at office measures 10. wakeupontheprongssideofthebed decide 's best find out can about this person. Cautiously approach his desk. He's handsome man, tall, but with disarming smile could such friendly guy

Tumblr Thread: Mystified Man's Able To Identify Superheroes

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A ridiculous Tumblr thread about Davy Jones' curse from Pirates of the Carribean | sndwave Folgen funniest thing entire pirates caribbean series is definitely one scene At World's End where they have parlay but davy jones is part and rather than have him stand shallows or something they get big bucket water and have stand on on shore who thought idea? who thought “put davy jones bucket water" and had guts suggest aloud? and then who went "hey sounds like great ideal" at some point someone told d

Tumblr Thread: The Logistics Of Davy Jones' Curse

Funny and creative made up tumblr Titanic story | facts facts--just-made-up HAD TITANIC ARRIVED Titanic sank on April 14, 1912. Had not struck iceberg would have arrived New York on April 17th. But happening New York on April 17th, 1912 answer may change history as know .

Tumblr Thread on Titanic is as Fascinating as it is Made Up

A quick Tumblr thread pokes fun at how adorable humans are | satanbird E floretsilva teaboot Humans are adorable. Supporting evidence: 1. Humans say 'ow even if they haven't actually been hurt s just thing they say they think they might have been hurt, but aren't sure yet. 2. Humans collect shiny things and decorate their bodies and nests with them shinier better, although each individual has unique taste style and colouring 3. Humans are not an aquatic or even amphibious species, but they flock

Quick Tumblr Thread On Humans Being Adorable

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An interesting Tumblr thread about wild overheards from a court reporter | ATTORNEY gear were at moment impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. ATTORNEY: Are sexually active? WITNESS: No just lie there. ATTORNEY is date birth? WITNESS: July 18th. ATTORNEY year? WITNESS: Every year. ATTORNEY old is son one living with WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five can't remember which. ATTORNEY long has he lived with WITNESS: Forty-five years.

Tumblr Thread: Wild Overheards From Court Reporter

Tumblr thread on roman fast food | extrajordinary Follow Some restaurants were fast food" variety, where customer could eat or purchase meal go Some were even designed such way customers could obtain meals without leaving their wag- ons or entering restaurant at all prototype drive-through" service. GUYS. THERE DRIVE-THROUGH ANCIENT ROME. FINDING OUT THIS ALONE IS WORTH COST MY MASTERS HISTORY Daily Life Ancient Romans by David Matz] thatdangerous Follow *rolls up window* yeah gimme number V com

Tumblr Thread: Ancient Roman Diners Drive-Ins and Dives