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themagicalladycat Creamy is concerned that you might not have loved yourself enough today penguin-and-kiwi I'll do it for you, creamy concerned looking cat

Do it for Creamy

heedra i love shrikes because they're horrible little carnivores whose feeding habits are grim enough to earn then the nickname 'butcherbird' but they look like this

The horror

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Funny and creepy Australian Gothic tumblr thread | devilrie australian gothic all refer prime minister by their first name know them well, and they know us. all us there's man on street corner who never leaves just waiting mate he says realise he is on every corner every street are swooped by magpie same place, at same time, every single day s swooping season says neighbour has always been swooping season sometimes hear woman whispering late at night or early morning rage" she hisses rage prime

The Hot, Spider-Filled Existential Dread of Tumblr's Australian Gothic

tumblr post ericvilas: just-shower-thoughts: Lasers were once a huge scientific breakthrough; now we use them to play with cats. Computers were once a huge scientific breakthrough; now we use them to look at cats. Conclusion: Science was made for cats.

Accurate

An educational Tumblr thread about misconceptions vegans hold toward eggs and chicken | despazito Follow vegans who refuse even eat backyard eggs..why despazito Follow people who think its unethical eat chicken eggs are like people who think bees should keep all their honey. they literally produce more than they need and unwillingness even buy local means are doing nothing help them, support small farmers heathens

Informative Tumblr Thread Supports Local And Ethical Farms

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A funny Tumblr post about a nasty snowplow dude losing to a steel enforced mailbox | Let's see little punks smash my letterbox now aerylon Folgen This reminds this guy who used live on my dad's street. Every time snowed snow plow would take out his mailbox and only his mail box. And just be clear done

Tumblr Story: Snowplow Loses To Dad's Steel Enforced Mailbox

Cute wholesome memes | dunyun-rings saw some great pigeons other day monopropellant these are normal pigeons clockatrice yes but they're great Source: dunyun-rings | Every year my cat forgets Christmas tree is and rediscovers wonder.

Adorable Memes For All Your Wholesome Dreams

A barista is the living definition of chaotic good | kingoftheunderground work at coffee shop and have gotten all my co-workers start calling lattes "hot milkybois" kingoftheunderground also got everyone refer salted caramel blended drink as big salty" and consider one my greatest accomplishments

Tumblr Thread: Barista Is Living Definition Of Chaotic Good

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A funny quick Tumblr thread about things that people will see on a road trip across America | things will see on road trip across america -so much desert will get scared seriously california new mexico is terrifying like 's eight straight hours pale red desert and sky is so large everything, even car, even hands, looks like tenuously small and fragile diorama placed on an endless pale red table and left there dissolve.

Quick Tumblr Post On Great American Road Trip

Funny tumblr story of an elevator Karen is mean to a kid on the elevator, so the kid pretends to be blind | captainthaddiusflorencefrancis inventivefraud Follow gale nomads Follow Did ever tell guys met Karen on cruise 13, got yelled at by her and before proceeded make her regret her life choices span 3 minutes on an elevator? gale nomads Follow Okay so this 11 years ago 13 and on cruise my Cousin's quinceanera (Royal Caribbean gave discounts those)

Elevator Karen Spits Verbal Venom At Kid, Kid Pretends To Be Blind

Funny depressing memes | People much faith do have human race look both ways at roundabout. Marvel's Thor Ragnarok | If 2020 hula hoop barbed wire

Kinda Depressing Memes For People Who Have Lost Faith In Humanity

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Funny random memes | asked strongest coffee they had latte art one punch man | Sagar @sagarcasm An introvert building windows facing away from each other

Forty-Two Random Memes That Thoroughly Amused Us

A funny thumbnail for a list of cat tumblr posts written in Russian but then translated to english making them very funny, the cover photo shows a cat with a sticker on it and it's looking at a kiwi with the same sticker and they basically look the same | setheverman: markv5 Russian English cat is little kiwi Kogda tvoy kot nemnogo kivi.

Purrrely Funny Russian Cat Memes Translated To English

A quick and funny Tumblr post breaks down cultural differences between goblins and orcs | firebirdeternal know 's more fun than worldbuilding makes some fantasy races EEEEVIIIIIIILLLLL Worldbuilding gives different races cultural differences help explain why there's lot conflict between them:

Quick Tumblr Post On Cultural Differences Between Goblins And Orcs

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A funny Tumblr thread on a tree that owns itself | Reese St Dearing St Waddell St Waddeil St Tree Owns Itself Directions Write review Tree Owns Itself is white oak tree, widely assumed have legal ownership itself and all land within eight feet its base. Wikipedia Address: South Finley Street, Athens, GA 30605, United States Reviews 4.3 6 Google reviews SHull St SHu Florida Ave N Newton St on St S Finley St e St S Pope St N Church St SHamis St

Quick Tumblr Thread On Tree That Owns Itself

A Tumblr thread where cultures collide over the ways of measuring time and space | E penroseparticle My favorite thing is Europe is spooky because 's old and America is spooky because 's big meduseld difference between America and England is Americans think 100 years is long time, while English think 100 miles is long way Earle Hitchner burntcopper fave mine always american tales where people freaked out because 'someone died this house' and all europeans would go .Yes would be

Tumblr Thread: Cultures Collide Over Ways To Measure Time And Space

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