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Tumblr thread about death good being a good guy | mikkeneko concept death god is actually surprisingly supportive and on side good guys, supporting actions and promoting policies will lead kingdom growing and thriving instead being destroyed, because more kingdom grows more people there are, and more people there are more people will eventually die, and an immortal god death know there's no need rush get them all end mikkeneko like responses on this post are cleanly split between "hey this is gr

Tumblr Thread: A Death God that's Not a Bad Guy

all things elephants related, memes, tweets, tumblr posts - thumbnail includes two images one of baby elephant sucking its trunk and one of an elephant being introduced to a seal at the Oregon Zoo | Did know. Baby elephants suck on their trunks, much like babies suck their thumbs comforts them. | animal handlers at Oregon Zoo took Elephant around meet some other animals sea lions were her favorite.

Large And In-Charge Elephant Collection (Memes, Facts, Tweets)

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Funny memes, tweets, and Tumblr posts about Danny DeVito | tweet by DannyDeVito sending pictures my magnum dong anyone who donates at least $10 one fundraisers wildfires Australia BREAKING NEWS WILDFIRE LEVELS DROP 0%. Danny DeVito always looks like he's at pot luck dinner and he just saw try his lemon meringue pie.

Danny DeVito Memes That Are Pretty Stupid, To Be Frank

A funny Tumblr thread about how insane octopi are | tilthat TIL Marine biologists are claiming there is rare instance non-human warfare happening between octopuses waters off coast Australia octopuses are fighting large groups over territory and even using projectiles such as seashells spit at enemies. via reddit.com pain-and-missouri Octopi are intense bransrath prefer octopedes celticpyro “Animals don't go war because they're cinnamon rolls unlike ebil humans uwu" Check-fucking-mate Linda,

Tumblr Thread: Octopuses Are Clever Brain Lords

A Tumblr thread that appreciates the cinematic masterpiece that was "Night At The Museum." | goddessofidiocy okay but why don't more people talk about Night at Museum like poc characters and people being portrayed by poc people | this movie is so good

Tumblr Thread Appreciates Night At The Museum

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Tumblr sci fi story about aliens afraid of humans | dalekteaservice knew about planet called Earth centuries before made contact with its indigenous species course spent decades studying them afar first researchers had fight years even get grant course. They kept getting laughed out halls T-Class Death World had not only produced sapient life, but Stage Two civilization joke, obviously had be joke. And then wasn't. And all stopped laughing. Instead got very, very nervous watched as human

Tumblr Thread: Aliens Fear of Humans Is a Galactic Feels Trip

cat memes, tweets, comics and more - thumbnail of tiny white kitten screaming ontop of an orange "look at his absolute baby i found at work the other day - she absorbed the secrets of the orange and can not handle what she learned. Weakling."

Mid-Week Kitty Litter Which Requires Clearing

cat memes, tweets, comics and more - thumbnail of tiny white kitten screaming ontop of an orange "look at his absolute baby i found at work the other day - she absorbed the secrets of the orange and can not handle what she learned. Weakling."

Mid-Week Kitty Litter Which Requires Clearing

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Tumblr discusses self involvement of cats | froody Follow Removes my cat my lap do something else My cat: Father is evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable love am running away am packing my little rucksack and going out explore world as lone vagabond can no longer thrive this household. cryoverkiltmilk Follow spiritual successor

Tumblr Thread: Cats are Verbose, Irrational Narcissists

A quick and funny Tumblr thread imagines Tolkien and CS Lewis beefing | lesbianrey Follow hi tolkien here are my ocs call them Elves (not elfs if call them elfs will block they look like humans but they're tall, live forever, and have pointy ears s bye katobleps Follow cs lewis: are alright with constructive criticism dont want sound mean tolkien: no go ahead want hear cs lewis: they fucking suck tolkien: thats not constructive criticism 788 51 Comments Like Comment Share lazytechsupport

Quick Tumblr Thread Imagines J.R.R. Tolkien And C.S. Lewis Beefin

thespacemaid if anyone would like to learn a couple tricks for carving pumpkins: - dont cut out the top to scoop out the seeds, cut out the bottom instead. this way the pumpkin doesnt cave in on itself and lasts longer - sprinkle some cinnamon inside at the top after carving. this way when you put the candle in it smells like pumpkin pie topsiders-tanlines this is the quality content I wanna see

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tumblr thread about the differences between cats and dogs explaining that cats are not evil thumbnail includes a picture of a cat lying on its back with its belly exposed 'Text - Rolling and exposing belly- attacks you when touched Does not mean: Give belly rubs! - haha I tricked you! Actually means: I'm playful! If you reach for my belly l'll grab your arm and bite it because I think we're playfighting!'

Tumblr Explains Why Dog Owners Don't Get How Awesome Cats Are

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wholesome tumblr dragon story pun | Early one morning pull down favourite cup, only find small dragon, curled up and sleeping contentedly inside. archmarastyden Confused and still half asleep take cup outside empty dragon carefully onto grass, then return rinse cup and make coffee next morning he is back, curled snuggly inside cup as before and repeat process.

Wholesome Tumblr Dragon Story Makes Way for Dumb Pun

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thespacemaid if anyone would like to learn a couple tricks for carving pumpkins: - dont cut out the top to scoop out the seeds, cut out the bottom instead. this way the pumpkin doesnt cave in on itself and lasts longer - sprinkle some cinnamon inside at the top after carving. this way when you put the candle in it smells like pumpkin pie topsiders-tanlines this is the quality content I wanna see

Pro Tips For Spooky Season

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