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tweets of dumb things people overheard at movie theaters | tweet about 127 hours movie @ Save CJ @oboe_cop Replying to @shutupmikeginn I went to see 127 hours at the cinema. Part way through a lady in the row behind me said l hope he's not going to be stuck behind that rock for the whole film

Twitter Users Reveal Ridiculous Statements Overheard At The Movie Theater

wholesome thoughts dogs tweets funny lol aww animals adorable cute twitter uplifting | Thoughts Dog dog_feelings human had another video call today. but this time. they put front screen. gave their headset. and walked away may have been joke them. but this is exactly promotion have been waiting

Sunshine In The Form Of Doggo Thoughts (12 Dog Tweets)

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cats tail chasing gifs cat video twitter tumblr adorable cute wholesome animal kitty | Hasn't quite figured out her tail is part of herself. She's 6. funny pics of cats trying to catch their tails

Cats Chasing Their Own Tails: Not Just A Dog Thing

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A Twitter thread on fonts actually manages to be fascinating | Benjamin Molineaux @benmolineaux Kids today mean save' button represents some kind physical storage disk? OMG today mean 'upper case' and 'lower case' refer physical cases where printers kept their letters? OMG"

Twitter Thread: Fonts Are Surprisingly Fascinating

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A Twitter thread from an economist about money and people's psyches | Daryl Fairweather @FairweatherPhD One weird perks about being an economist is acquaintances often want tell their investment strategies, and then conversation weirdly turns into deep dive into acquaintance's psyche (thread (1/7))

Twitter Thread: Economist Explains People's Investment Strategies

Funny tweet about the rock and covid-19 smell what he's cooking | omegafrost @omegafrost Dwayne Johnson and his family all got Covid, they figured it out when he was making dinner and they couldn't smell what The Rock was cooking

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Funny Twitter meme that reads, "If anyone is planning any illegal activities tonight let me know. I love doing crimes"

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funny tweet about brother in law who gets tired of going to buy rice every day and buys AN entire truck of it, angry wife, lorry driver | Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv brother law gift never stops giving tired being sent get rice every day so he decided buy bulk, talked shop about wires got crossed, now there is OMG my literal TRUCK FILLED WITH RICE outside house and my sister is losing her shit Imfao 15:06 03 Sep 20 Twitter Web App 33.8K Retweets 15.5K Quote Tweets 209K Likes Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv

Twitter Thread: Frustrated Husband Buys Entire Truck Of Rice, Insanity Ensues

A Twitter thread about a hilarious rice delivery fail | Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv 5h OMG my brother law gift never stops giving tired being sent get rice every day so he decided buy bulk, talked shop about wires got crossed, now there is literal TRUCK FILLED WITH RICE outside house and my sister is losing her shit Imfao 434 17 11K 42.2K Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv 5h If have never heard woman destroy man with one sentence 25 times row should meet my sister. She's terrifying rn on phone and scared and she

Twitter Thread: Brother In Law Buys Rice In Bulk, Modern Epic Ensues

A Twitter thread about a dad's disastrous crickets delivery experience | Christopher Ingraham O @_cingraham So shipment crickets lizard arrived via FedEx today my first time ordering bulk crickets off internet, and naively assumed they would be like bag or some other contraption facilitate easy transfer another container. They were not.

Twitter Thread: Dad's Crickets Delivery Erupts Into Disaster

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Funny memes about all the disasters that have happened in 2020 | looking outside see chapter Revelation doing today. woman crouching down struggling to look | Time traveler: Hey year is this e: 2020 Time traveler: Has happened yet Time traveler disaster ?e: Do have slightest idea little narrows down? Skull mask

26 2020 Memes Because We've All Given Up

Funny tweets from the gripping food with force twitter account, cursed images, oddly satisfying | fist smashing a cup with orange slices | squeezing a bottle of ketchup

Twitter's 'Gripping Food With Force' Is Cursed And Satisfying At The Same Time

Funny meme about how hot dogs should be free and the government should pay for them | Citizen Shane @ShaneSheehy Hot dog stands should give away their hot dogs for free. The men who run the stands should make 300 dollars an hour. The government should pay for all of this

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A Twitter thread about the importance of science and technology education | Sulka Haro @sulka think Clarke's Third Law Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable magic" has emerged full force during last 10 years and its having profound effect on society thread:

Twitter Thread: Importance Of Science And Technology Education

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