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Funny Reddit posts showing people who did not understand obvious jokes on social media | Water Water 1 kilometer 1 mile Americans Thomas 1 kilometer is closer though Gio 's literally joke person crawling in the desert | He thinks nobody can see him. Can see who? CONTROVERSIAL COMMENTS Thank mods, very cool cat, dumbass cat hiding under a box

Cringey Times The Joke Flew Right Over Someone's Head

A heroic dog ends up saving his family from a fire | Ulysses S. Cocksman Follow @USCocksman want tell story about Hank, and want know has happy ending. This is Hank 6 years ago.

Twitter Thread: Heroic Dog Saves Family

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A Twitter thread captures the mounting frustration of trying to email the landlord | CALEB HEARON @calebsaysthings first email landlord hey dave l'm sure busy and hate be bother but noticed third email landlord Mr. Whittington- trust familiar with all local, state, and federal ordinances regarding rights and expectations tenants pursuant

Twitter Thread: The Escalating Stress Of Emailing The Landlord

Funny tweet that reads, "This generation is a bit TOO comfortable with going to hell"

Well, Life Is Meaningless Anyway

funny tweets, relatable tweets, twitter memes, jokes, comedy, self-deprecating, married life, marriage tweets | SMadimoiselle @drivingmemadi my boyfriend and go Taco Bell do want ask him baja blast? no. he gets down on one knee want something will baja last. will marry they ring taco bell live happily ever after mas. | Pessimus Prime @BigJDubz Picasso dn but joke got about 's messed Translate Tweet 8:05 AM 2020-08-14 Twitter Android 197 Retweets and comments 737 Likes

Excellent Tweets For Quality Procrastination

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Twitter user breaks down the grieving process | Lauren Herschel @LaurenHerschel So grief is like this: There's box with ball And pain button. And no am not known my art skills BALL AND BOX BALL PAIN BUTTON

Twitter Thread: Grief Explained

Funny Twitter meme about a plumber coming to work at Hogwarts and Salazar Slytherin wanting the pipes to be big enough for a giant snake to fit in

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Funny memes that are relatable | find out my family ate something good wasn't around Homer Simpson snobby | shower trying remember if used shampoo Neo Matrix

Fifteen Highly Relatable Memes For Misunderstood People

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Man shares story about writing Titanic sequel for his middle school crush | Daniel Dockery Follow @dandock middle school had crush on girl whose favorite movie Titanic. So impress her wrote an outline sequel called Titanic 2. And every like this tweet gets will reveal another awful detail this story.

Twitter Thread: Man Writes Titanic Sequel For His Crush

A Twitter thread about a woman's loving friends stepping up in her time of need | Sheila O'Malley @sheilakathleen year after my dad died so bad don't remember 90 moved new apt and unable unpack MONTHS ashamed couldn't unpack can be UNABLE unpack? Just open g.d. boxes year cried 19 days. Straight 1

Twitter Thread: Woman's Loving Friends Offer Beautiful Support

Funny tweet about standing 6 ft apart, what you dont want to change after covid | Fred O @fredonair What's the one thing you DON'T want to change post-COVID? @QuecianaWaIton Standing 6 feet away from me

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Funny Twitter meme that reads, "Kids cough like this in public and the government thinks it's a good idea to open schools back up. Yeah ok" above photoshopped images of two cats coughing

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A Twitter thread about love being found at a graveyard | sixthformpoet @sixthformpoet ONE My dad died. Classic start funny story. He buried small village Sussex really close my dad so l visited his grave lot still do DON'T WORRY GETS FUNNIER.

Twitter Thread: Man Meets Wife At Graveyard

Funny 'Quit Your Bullshit' posts where people get called out for lying on the internet | 1 review week ago Docked our boat have lunch staff treated us with worst respect have ever encountered all my life am local over 25 years and will tell everyone know this experience horry/georgetowncounty. Response owner week ago Mr. Taylor if are local than know there is mask ordinance effect restaurants tried be cordial but girlfriend/wife kept pushing through door anyway are not going risk our patrons or

15 Times Internet Liars Were Exposed For Their BS

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A collection of tweets depicting unique British problems | Tweet VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish Removing kind kind regards let recipient know absolutely bloody livid 10/04/2015 14:45 8,275 RETWEETS 8,587 FAVOURITES

British Problems That Are Bloody Brilliant

Funny dystopian tweets and posts about the strange times we live in | Charles @ChuckAkpan Replying nytimes School boards don't have power enforce mask policy on students. Also school boards: No dreadlocks. No haircuts with designs. No "distracting" hair colors. No visible shoulders. No bra straps showing. No knees showing. No open-toed shoes. No "political" shirts. | homeless man held up and robbed bank 1 then sat down and waited police come and arrest him so he could receive healthcare prison.

Fifteen Dystopian Posts For People Who Want To Feel Weird