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Funny Twitter meme that reads, "Kids cough like this in public and the government thinks it's a good idea to open schools back up. Yeah ok" above photoshopped images of two cats coughing

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A Twitter thread about love being found at a graveyard | sixthformpoet @sixthformpoet ONE My dad died. Classic start funny story. He buried small village Sussex really close my dad so l visited his grave lot still do DON'T WORRY GETS FUNNIER.

Twitter Thread: Man Meets Wife At Graveyard

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Funny 'Quit Your Bullshit' posts where people get called out for lying on the internet | 1 review week ago Docked our boat have lunch staff treated us with worst respect have ever encountered all my life am local over 25 years and will tell everyone know this experience horry/georgetowncounty. Response owner week ago Mr. Taylor if are local than know there is mask ordinance effect restaurants tried be cordial but girlfriend/wife kept pushing through door anyway are not going risk our patrons or

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A collection of tweets depicting unique British problems | Tweet VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish Removing kind kind regards let recipient know absolutely bloody livid 10/04/2015 14:45 8,275 RETWEETS 8,587 FAVOURITES

British Problems That Are Bloody Brilliant

Funny dystopian tweets and posts about the strange times we live in | Charles @ChuckAkpan Replying nytimes School boards don't have power enforce mask policy on students. Also school boards: No dreadlocks. No haircuts with designs. No "distracting" hair colors. No visible shoulders. No bra straps showing. No knees showing. No open-toed shoes. No "political" shirts. | homeless man held up and robbed bank 1 then sat down and waited police come and arrest him so he could receive healthcare prison.

Fifteen Dystopian Posts For People Who Want To Feel Weird

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Funny tweets about a 'Long Furby' that a guy's wife made for a friend's birthday | I love my wife very much, but over the past few weeks she has been making a long Furby for a friend's birthday and it has made living here very uncomfortable | MOMENT UNDERSTOOD WEAKNESS MY FLESH THEWNE DISGUSTED

Creepy 'Long Furby' Is Terrifying Twitter Users Everywhere

Funny tweet that reads, "Remember in 2004 when you were like 'I'm gonna go on the computer'"

And Now It's, 'Huh, Maybe I Should Get Off The Computer'

wholesome memes, wholesome tweets, twitter, inspirational, motivational, struggling, depression, mental heaalth, love, friendship | If ever find yourself cringing at something did past means have grown as person dog presentation | not behind life. There's no timetable all must follow s made up. 7 billion people can't do everything same order s early s late? Compared who? Don't beat yourself up where are s schedule and everything is right on time.

Wholesomely Affirming Memes & Tweets For People Who Need Them

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A funny Twitter thread about a woman's husband eating shower snacks | Jenna Guillaume JennaGuillaume are shower snacks thing or just something my weirdo husband does 4:48 pm 31/7/20 TweetDeck 13 Retweets and comments 157 Likes Jenna Guillaume JennaG 31/7/20 Replying JennaGuillaume why is there pringles container shower my husband, like 's most normal thing world: oh my shower snacks

Twitter Thread: Wife's Husband Loves Shower Snacks

Funny Twitter meme about being on a date with a houseplant | An English Human @English_Channel [on a date with a houseplant] Me: everything ok? you hardly touched your dinner. Houseplant: Yes, I'm just eating light

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Funny memes about kids and parenting | Little kids tryna make sure see them coughing | grounded my kid and this his @alenwithnojob response. PROGRESS Light ary Av Purbe Xp BU

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Woman tells the story of helping a young woman who was having a seizure | Erynn Brook @ErynnBrook Follow waiting on kitty ultrasound results and trying distract myself little bit so l'd like tell story about something happened last night hopes can process my feelings around met girl on train last night.

Twitter Thread: Woman Helps Stranger In Dire Need Of Assistance

Funny tweet that reads, "Any geologists or beachcombers out there know what this is, or should I just accept that it's 2020, of course rocks have grown teeth, and move on?" above photos of a rock that appears to have been split in half and is being kept together by a substance that looks like teeth

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funny random tweets, twitter memes, clever tweets | Priscilla @itsPKav 's dumbest thing 's ever been mansplained mine is one time driving and my husband let know our home up ahead on left 11:32 AM 2020-08-01 Twitter iPhone 8,900 Retweets and comments 147K Likes

Fresh & Funny Tweets For People With Short Attention Spans

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An entertaining Twitter thread about a guy's awkward confession on a date | Maria DahvanaHeadley Follow @MARIADAHVANA Omg couple date beside just took turn. Her never told had child! Him: He's little. Her little? Him: 12.

Twitter Thread: Woman Discovers Boyfriend Has A Kid

animals tweets funny lol wholesome uplifting cute aww adorable twitter | Nature Animals @AnimalsWorld Oh be cow with heart on cute cows with heart shaped marks on their bodies

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Retail employer demands 24/7 GPS tracking on workers making $16/hour through a “workforce management” app on their personal phones, the employees refuse: ‘Why do they need my location at 11 PM, on weekends, or while I’m on vacation?’

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