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An entertaining Twitter thread about a guy's awkward confession on a date | Maria DahvanaHeadley Follow @MARIADAHVANA Omg couple date beside just took turn. Her never told had child! Him: He's little. Her little? Him: 12.

Twitter Thread: Woman Discovers Boyfriend Has A Kid

animals tweets funny lol wholesome uplifting cute aww adorable twitter | Nature Animals @AnimalsWorld Oh be cow with heart on cute cows with heart shaped marks on their bodies

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curious zelda funny tweets lol animals cats cat aww cute animal tweet twitter | Curious Zelda @CuriousZelda One thing led another and now squid. 9:08 PM Aug 1, 2020 Twitter Android

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Funny relatable memes | doing things alone vs doing things someone watches perfect brick wall vs building a wonky wall | trying run my dreams Tom the cat with his limbs all twisted around

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Funny random memes and tweets | crossover never knew needed Pacha from the Emperor's New Groove and Bulbasaur from Pokemon | freud.intensifies enjoying night with friends suddenly social meter runs out Demi Lovato

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Funny Twitter meme that reads, "The wealthier you are, the more confusing your sink is" above a photo of a strange-looking sink

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Funny Twitter meme that reads, "The good news is my custom face mask arrived, the bad news is that they printed my face 20% too large" above a photo of a guy wearing a ridiculous-looking face mask

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A Twitter thread about a girl discovering surprising truth about her parents | Anya @anyahettich 1d Replying anyahettich So on Monday discussing blood types and this girl trying figure out why her blood type didn't make sense on her Punnett square 27409 O 6,722 Anya @anyahettich 1d She told prof her dad O and her mom but yet she AB 2 27369 5,715 Anya @anyahettich 1d My prof explained s impossible she's confused on blood types or something she even drew out different Punnett squares show her

Twitter Thread: Girl Learns About Blood Types, Family Secret Is Revealed

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A Twitter thread about a hilariously clueless intern named Steve | Kaleb Harmon @KalebAHarmon have an intern named James. God blessed James with an incredible amount confidence point arrogance. God did not, however, bless James with any amount common sense or intelligence. These are his stories.

Twitter Thread: Tale Of A Hilariously Clueless Intern

A Twitter thread about a girl's Italian family being surprised by a DNA test | buzzfeed owes money f Follow @queenozymandias My uncle on my Italian side got one DNA tests done and turns out they're not Italian and everyone my family is having mental breakdown

Twitter Thread: Italian Family Gets Blindsided By DNA Test

Funny tweet that reads, "You're offered $50,000 but if you accept it, the person you hate most in the entire world gets $100,000. Are you taking it?" Someone replies below, "Yes. Why wouldn't I want $150,000"

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Funny Twitter meme about corporations requesting that patrons donate some money to different charities when they themselves could easier donate when they are worth billions of dollars | I f king hate grocery store check out screens asking me if I want to donate $20 to end child hunger or whatever. You're a $10 billion corporation. I'm using a coupon to get 50 cents off a bag of potatos. Why don't YOU donate $20 to end child hunger Hannibal Buress WHY ARE YOU BOOING ME? I'M RIGHT.

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Memes about the musical Hamilton | My cat any time use bathroom wanna be room where happens | finishes Hamilton My Disney hamil_laurens You'll be back king in a powdered wig and a crown

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Twitter reacts to Jonah Hill's unexpected coffee carrying method | jocelyn @deadlilbird inspiring jonah hill still carries coffee like this, he hasn't learned incident, thus he is an everyman Jonah Hill with pink hair and airpods dressed in a colorful tie dye shirt Lithmania and shorts carrying coffee cup by the lid

Jonah Hill's Coffee Carrying Method Alarms Twitter

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Emotional Twitter thread about student helping classmate with social anxiety | baileyanastas @baileyanastas had this girl my class and she considered be like REALLY DUMB. She'd ask ton questions class, which everybody would consider be "stupid"and "silly" and even teachers would often taunt her but she'd never stop asking

Twitter Thread: Girl Endures Teasing For Anxious Friend

Funny and cringey social media posts | Happy Labor Day! Be thankful all Mothers who went into Labor their kids 's this holiday is all about! 6 Reply t7 Retweet Favorite More •LABOR Day

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