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Funny tweets about a 'Long Furby' that a guy's wife made for a friend's birthday | I love my wife very much, but over the past few weeks she has been making a long Furby for a friend's birthday and it has made living here very uncomfortable | MOMENT UNDERSTOOD WEAKNESS MY FLESH THEWNE DISGUSTED

Creepy 'Long Furby' Is Terrifying Twitter Users Everywhere

Funny tweet that reads, "Remember in 2004 when you were like 'I'm gonna go on the computer'"

And Now It's, 'Huh, Maybe I Should Get Off The Computer'

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Wholesomely Affirming Memes & Tweets For People Who Need Them

A funny Twitter thread about a woman's husband eating shower snacks | Jenna Guillaume JennaGuillaume are shower snacks thing or just something my weirdo husband does 4:48 pm 31/7/20 TweetDeck 13 Retweets and comments 157 Likes Jenna Guillaume JennaG 31/7/20 Replying JennaGuillaume why is there pringles container shower my husband, like 's most normal thing world: oh my shower snacks

Twitter Thread: Wife's Husband Loves Shower Snacks

Funny Twitter meme about being on a date with a houseplant | An English Human @English_Channel [on a date with a houseplant] Me: everything ok? you hardly touched your dinner. Houseplant: Yes, I'm just eating light

Ba-dum-tss

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Funny memes about kids and parenting | Little kids tryna make sure see them coughing | grounded my kid and this his @alenwithnojob response. PROGRESS Light ary Av Purbe Xp BU

Fifteen Parenting Posts For Exhausted Life Givers

Woman tells the story of helping a young woman who was having a seizure | Erynn Brook @ErynnBrook Follow waiting on kitty ultrasound results and trying distract myself little bit so l'd like tell story about something happened last night hopes can process my feelings around met girl on train last night.

Twitter Thread: Woman Helps Stranger In Dire Need Of Assistance

Funny tweet that reads, "Any geologists or beachcombers out there know what this is, or should I just accept that it's 2020, of course rocks have grown teeth, and move on?" above photos of a rock that appears to have been split in half and is being kept together by a substance that looks like teeth

Uh, No Thanks

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funny random tweets, twitter memes, clever tweets | Priscilla @itsPKav 's dumbest thing 's ever been mansplained mine is one time driving and my husband let know our home up ahead on left 11:32 AM 2020-08-01 Twitter iPhone 8,900 Retweets and comments 147K Likes

Fresh & Funny Tweets For People With Short Attention Spans

An entertaining Twitter thread about a guy's awkward confession on a date | Maria DahvanaHeadley Follow @MARIADAHVANA Omg couple date beside just took turn. Her never told had child! Him: He's little. Her little? Him: 12.

Twitter Thread: Woman Discovers Boyfriend Has A Kid

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Weekly Treats: Animal Tweets (August 3rd, 2020)

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curious zelda funny tweets lol animals cats cat aww cute animal tweet twitter | Curious Zelda @CuriousZelda One thing led another and now squid. 9:08 PM Aug 1, 2020 Twitter Android

Curious Zelda's Most Recent Tweets

Funny relatable memes | doing things alone vs doing things someone watches perfect brick wall vs building a wonky wall | trying run my dreams Tom the cat with his limbs all twisted around

Fourteen Relatable Posts For Misunderstood People

Funny random memes and tweets | crossover never knew needed Pacha from the Emperor's New Groove and Bulbasaur from Pokemon | freud.intensifies enjoying night with friends suddenly social meter runs out Demi Lovato

Thirty-Nine Miscellaneous May-Mays That Hit The Spot

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Funny Twitter meme that reads, "The wealthier you are, the more confusing your sink is" above a photo of a strange-looking sink

At This Point They're Just Trolling

Funny Twitter meme that reads, "The good news is my custom face mask arrived, the bad news is that they printed my face 20% too large" above a photo of a guy wearing a ridiculous-looking face mask

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