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Train conductor uses impressive investigative skills to bust a passenger | tweet by comedylopez Witnessed most amazing thing on train Edinburgh yesterday guy boarded Wigan sat opposite He went sleep an hour he woke up he bought sandwich, ate went back sleep This isn't maths test don't need know distance/ speed Later train guard is walking through, checking tickets, and gently wakes guy Can see ticket, please Oh need buy ticket Where going, pal guy glances at his phone Edinburgh Where did get on

Train Conductor Uses Masterful Investigative Skills

Funny twitter exchange about girl whose sister told her that the paper with kisses (chocolate) is edible, gets pranked again by person responding | when i was a kid my sister told me that the paper strip thats in the chocolate kisses where edible and i ate them w the chocolate for like a year. they are !!! wait for real?? why would you believe in this again

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Depressing Twitter thread about the high costs of paying for a college or graduate education in the United States | tweet by Grandpa_Rufus had mine down about $26 unable continue payments and now its $50k am glad they can add thousands fees federally back loan never goes away

Depressing Twitter Thread Details The High Costs Of Education In America

Interesting Twitter thread of stories that sound fake but are actually true | tweet by MorganPielli Replying adribbleofink went Meetup people w/ social anxiety see Black Swan got there realized had no idea who there Meetup. Too shy ask around watched movie alone checked Meetup night turned out everyone else did same thing

Completely True Stories That Sound Fabricated

A collection of Twitter replies to people highlighting the pettiest arguments between married couples | tweet by alimscribbles man cannot load dishwasher properly and fundamentally does not understand difference between is recyclable and is not. This is my super villain origin story.

Twitter Users Highlight Petty Arguments Between Married Couples

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Employee's attempt at lying to boss by using photoshop ends up backfiring terribly | posted by sydneyywhitson my coworker called yet again and said she had nail on her tire caused her have flat need everyone stop they're doing and ZOOM NAIL PICTURE SHE SENT MY BOSS

Employee's Attempt At Lying To Boss Backfires

Guy's Twitter story about Aardvark letter ends with wholesome development | tweet by Clark Neily ConLawWarrior wrote report about aardvarks 2nd grade and got so into them wrote letter stuffed-animal co. suggesting they add one their lineup. About 6mos later got big box w stuffed aardvark and letter saying took suggestion, and named Clark

A Quick Wholesome Aardvark Story

A collection of rare insults that were brutal and creative | posted by Abdu Komilov He looks if u take off his glasses his nose comes off with

Rare Insults That Resulted In Utter Destruction

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A collection of Twitter replies to people sharing stories of their luckiest moments and biggest coincidences | tweet by Harry Balczak lookmahvelous2 My girlfriend years ago wrote quick thank 10 bill tip and months later same bill ended up my hands as change still have bill because coincidence.

Stories That Sound Like Lies But Are True

sugar high score baker makes a cute baby sonic holding sunflower cake then cuts into its face which turns the video into a horrifying display of carnage lol wtf funny

Viral Video Of Sonic Cake Is Cute And Sinister

Heartwarming and inspiring Twitter thread about a stroke patient in Ireland who recovers fully | tweet by drliamhealy "Mammy's not well" 5 year old Priya has FaceTimed her Dad, Damian, using family iPad. Damian is on his way work s been busy few weeks family. His wife Mary, 35, is at home with their daughter and new 2 week old baby, Noah s two days before Christmas. Horrified, Damian sees iPad his daughter is holding his wife Mary has collapsed ground. She is not moving. She can't speak.

Miraculous Story About A Stroke Patient Restored Our Faith In Humanity

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tweet by paladinamber for a couple of days my cat had been showing signs of dying, not drinking, not eating, sleeping and hiding. so i go to the vets today and the very straight up said "he looks like he got into a fight and he's depressed he lost, his vitals are fine". i cant with this cat lmaoo

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A heartwarming story about a mom suffering a stroke and getting clutch care in a crucial moment | tweet by Liam Healy drliamhealy "Mammy's not well" 5 year old Priya has FaceTimed her Dad, Damian, using family iPad. Damian is on his way work s been busy few weeks family.

Heartwarming Story About Mom Surviving A Stroke

Woman live tweets a nearby couple's absolutely terrible first date | tweet by Anne Thériault anne_theriault Watching couple on appears be terrible first coffee date at table next Dude is every precious self- involved writer.

Woman Overhears And Live Tweets Terrible First Date

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A collection of Twitter replies to various questions that science has failed to answer | tweet by CookieMan pcook102 #ScienceHasFailedToAnswer why ATMS suggest use caution avoid being robbed while they charge $4 give own money

Twitter Users Share What Science Has Failed To Answer

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Innocent Trip To Mexico Results In Jail-time And Stolen Passport (Twitter Thread)