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Twitter thread about Victorian Valentine's Day cards | tweet Rosie White @rosalindmwhite Vinegar Valentines were cheaply made cards usually featured an insulting rhyme or caricature. As receiver not sender responsible cost postage recipient often found themselves paying privilege being insulted by their admirer.

Victorian Valentine's Day Cards Were A Passive Aggressive Roastfest

Funny, cute, and poetic cat tweets from Twitter account 'Curious Zelda' | tweet haiku black and white cat with large yellow eyes Curious Zelda @CuriousZelda have deep connection feel my soul Our love has no conditions But please refill my bowl Had craving Felt inspired Did some catnip Now wired.

Fourteen Cute And Funny Poetic Posts From 'Curious Zelda'

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Chateau Marmont tweets about a scary encounter with a Huntsman spider | Chateau Marmonte Chatcey MaRmont @ChateauMarmonte URGENT: if anyone sees large spider on grounds or room, PLEASE, do not touch s Huntsman Spider pet one our Australian guests IS POISONOUS, but cannot kill an adult human. Please call Raj at front desk if see IMMEDIATELY Raj

Chateau Marmonte Live Tweets Encounter With Huntsman Spider

Funny, cute, and poetic cat tweets from Twitter account 'Curious Zelda' | tweet haiku black and white cat with large yellow eyes Curious Zelda @CuriousZelda have deep connection feel my soul Our love has no conditions But please refill my bowl Had craving Felt inspired Did some catnip Now wired.

Fourteen Cute And Funny Poetic Posts From 'Curious Zelda'

Steak-Umm shares a Twitter thread about Valentine's Day that reads like a fever dream | tweet by Steak Steak-umm -umm @steak_umm picture this on first date. they ask if like twitter face immediately lights up. they smile and ask favorite account is. without hesitation word "steak-umm" leaves lips. steak-umm? they ask, confused reach water but 's empty

Twitter Thread: Steak-Umm's Valentine's Date Fever Dream

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Funny captions from new york times style editor choire sicha covering the oscars, adam driver, timothee chalamet, janelle monae | Heather Kelly @heatherkelly Shout out drunk intern having blast writing NYT Oscars captions. Who's going drive home, Adam Driver? Favorito! At Governors Ball. Everyone's number one joke today is Oscar voters didn't know Parasite about them.

New York Times' Oscars Style Captions Were A Delightful Comedy Surprise

tweets wholesome dogs shelter bios twitters dog walker cute sweet aww rescue good boys thread | black and white dog on a leash JR KG DR DJKA Today 9:04 AM Dave Richardson DR Nana. Good dog. One brown eye one blue eye. DR Nana! Like Peter Pan! iMessage text messaging

Local Shelter Dog Walker Gives Dogs Cute Little Bios

Funny random memes | Dad fast asleep channel gets changed Dad: Hey watching wwe pro wrestling the undertaker sitting up in his coffin. getting ready event vs at event @lonerslifestyle saint west kardashian family

Thirty Simpleton Memes For The Critically Bored

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funny memes about pete buttigieg wearing bright green headphones, spotify, music, bernie sanders, democrats, presidential elections | tweet by Lion Ryan @rynowill75 HUEY LEWIS AND THE NEWS FORE! Hip Be Square Huey Lewis News. American Psycho movie reference Patrick Bateman murderer

Photo Of Pete Buttigieg In Headphones Gets Roasted On Twitter

Twitter, memes, president Donald Trump photograph face spray fake tan orange circle unblended bronzer makeup | Can somebody get President United States beauty blender half peeled orange

Trump Gets Roasted And Meme'd For His Orange Tan Line

Funny story about Keanu Reeves Sad keanu meme ending up in a Ukrainian history textbook | iconic black and white vintage photograph 30 Rockefeller Plaza Lunch Atop A Skyscraper showing row of construction workers sitting on beam steelwork photoshop keanu reeves red circle

Sad Keanu Meme Accidentally Makes It Into Ukrainian Textbook

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Guy's internal monologue discovery ends up ruining his day | tweet by Kyle KylePlantEmoji Fun fact: some people have an internal narrative and some don't As some people's thoughts are like sentences they "hear and some people just have abstract non-verbal thoughts, and have consciously verbalize them And most people aren't aware other type person. lay bed and think don't hear voice? Like, can say complete sentence brain and hear Delivered no just see words. think, can hear voice head? Like, can

Guy's Internal Monologue Discovery Ruins His Day

Corporate catchphrases get translated by people on Twitter | tweet by Briana McDougall @briana9 Replying delia_p Maybe not insufferable but absolutely love per my last email is code do even know f'ing read?

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Kim Kardashian posts pictures of her creepy house and gets roasted on Twitter | white house with no furniture and weird architecture tweet by zack @daly_zack Replying KimKardashian pls put some things ur house freaks out

Kim Kardashian Posts Pics Of House, Gets Roasted

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Funny tweet that reads, "Thanks for the clarification, Dad" above a photo of a girl next to a sea lion, where her dad says happy birthday and points out which one is her

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Norwegian TV program pits professional stock-pickers up against beauty bloggers, astrologist, and actual cows | tweet by RobinWigg This is hilarious Norwegian TV programme pitted some professional stock-pickers against an astrologist, some beauty bloggers and kid not cows shitting field short thread

Pro Stock-Pickers Vs. Astrologist, Beauty Bloggers, And Cows

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Employee leaves at 2 PM daily to pick up kids from school, manager complains they only work 5 hours a day: 'There wasn't much indication of willingness to change'

Employee leaves at 2 PM daily to pick up kids from school, manager complains they only work 5 hours a day: 'There wasn't much indication of willingness to change'

The Best Heartwarmingly Wholesome Memes and Posts of the Week

The Best Heartwarmingly Wholesome Memes and Posts of the Week

28 Feline Funnies Featuring the Cattest of Cats Doing Their Cat Things

28 Feline Funnies Featuring the Cattest of Cats Doing Their Cat Things

Entitled sister expects her sibling to dogsit Copper the Golden Retriever without notice, but fails to ask ahead or say thank you: 'She said she "forgot" and that she had already booked her flight'

Entitled sister expects her sibling to dogsit Copper the Golden Retriever without notice, but fails to ask ahead or say thank you: 'She said she "forgot" and that she had already booked her flight'

17-year-old refuses to give her struggling aunt $50 after she made a pact with her 19-year-old brother to send her money: 'Family is constantly asking my parents for money.'

17-year-old refuses to give her struggling aunt $50 after she made a pact with her 19-year-old brother to send her money: 'Family is constantly asking my parents for money.'

Remote employee quits, boss forces them to travel across the country and stay 3 months to finish their work: 'No is a complete sentence'

Remote employee quits, boss forces them to travel across the country and stay 3 months to finish their work: 'No is a complete sentence'

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