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Funny random memes and tweets | kronk the emperor's new groove: Jordan @littlemiss_WDE Biggest scam ever: apartments charging pet fees but not children fees. My cat literally lays on blanket all day while can literally hear children beating on walls. No, no. He's got point. man leaning in to kiss the forehead of a football player with bleached hair: pours coke into glass too fast

Thirty-Six Scroll-Worthy Memes That Require No Effort

Funny Pakalu Papito tweet that reads, "How do I play hard to get when I'm already hard to want"

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dinosaurs song love tweet twitter tweets beautiful sad toddler viral hit aww wholesome | Tom Rosenthal @tomrosenthal Fenn, my nearly 4 year old daughter, recorded her first ever solo song today. She came up with all the words herself and I helped her a little bit with the tune. It’s called ‘Dinosaurs in Love’.

Toddler's Ill-Fated Song About Dinosaurs Becomes Instant Hit

Corporate catchphrases get translated by people on Twitter | tweet by Briana McDougall @briana9 Replying delia_p Maybe not insufferable but absolutely love per my last email is code do even know f'ing read?

Actual Meanings Of Corporate Catchphrases

Funny meme about Angelina Jolie and Lady Gaga competing for role of Cleopatra, funny tweet about how scarlett johnansson should get it | tweet by musebuff it is being reported that lady gaga and angelina jolie are currently competing to play cleopatra in an upcoming movie. who would you like to see play the role? neither bc cleopatra wasn't white. do the right thing and give the role to scarlett johansson

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funny memes and tweets about job interviews | stock photography people in suits [interview] Employer: So why do think be good waiter could say Bring lot table Employer whispers holy shit @thepunningman Interviewer would describe yourself verbally, but l've also prepared dance

Memes & Tweets For Anyone Struggling With The Job Hunt

Norwegian TV program pits professional stock-pickers up against beauty bloggers, astrologist, and actual cows | tweet by RobinWigg This is hilarious Norwegian TV programme pitted some professional stock-pickers against an astrologist, some beauty bloggers and kid not cows shitting field short thread

Pro Stock-Pickers Vs. Astrologist, Beauty Bloggers, And Cows

A "help wanted" ad for a babysitter is ridiculous with its extensive list of demands | tweet byKimberly Harrington @honeystaysuper Look know day is and where l'm posting this but still challenge find ANYTHING more bananas bat shit than THIS DARE. Assist 10-year old's with light homework long division, subtraction and writing. Play math games with them such as much fish should buy today five us and long will take us drive snow if 's 150 miles and go 50 miles an hour

Babysitter "Help Wanted" Ad Is Absolute Insanity

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Tweets from various people explaining how they got blocked by famous people | William Shatner @WilliamShatner blocked. vincesrocks Replying vincesrocks and @bertkreischer cause William Shatner @WilliamShat And am not guy green lit Eps 1-3! U Linda Sue @hyannis1952 Replying WilliamShatner This will get some annoyed Star Wars fans Vince @rottenzombiehug directed Star Trek V.

Ways People Got Blocked By Famous People

A Colorado Sheriff's department inspires all kinds of hilarious reactions for ridiculous boulder description | San Miguel Sheriff @SheriffAlert Large boulder size small boulder is completely blocking east-bound lane Highway 145 mm78 at Silverpick Rd. Please use caution and watch emergency vehicles area.

Colorado Sheriff's Department Breaks Brains With Boulder Description

Tweets from people about their pet peeves that they believe should be outlawed | Marcus Smith @LegitBlackSmith #ThereShouldBeALaw makes illegal talk someone prior their first cup coffee.

Infuriating Pet Peeves People Wish Were Illegal

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Funny Twitter memes entitled, "Follow Me for More Recipes" | Prettygetz Getrudes @PrettygetzG Follow more recipe hot dog sliced and covered in ketchup. Sudipto @tastemythunder Follow more recipes peeled banana on a plate bare minimum food funny kitchen no talent for cooking basic simple

Twitter Users Roast Their Own Cooking 'Skills' With This Culinary Meme

netflix parenting tweets funny lol twitter kids parents relatable accurate | Katie Didn't @Pork Chop_Hair [5:30am Babe. Wake up. Hurry, babe only have fourteen and half hours decide watch on Netflix tonight put coffee on. 1,972 5:31 PM Jan 19, 2020

Parents And Netflix: A True Love Story (22 Tweets)

A collection of ridiculously dumb moments from people on Facebook | kid my sister told paper strip thats chocolate kisses where edible and ate them w chocolate like year ili 4 they are WAIT REAL uli Replying why would believe this again. Canadians think titanic real event and not just movie dumb can. really hope kidding lol

Clueless People In Dire Need Of Intelligence

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tweets gender products wtf funny lol why weird twitter men woman | tweet by themouseyouknow unnecessarily gendered products, a thread: the 2 genders man and apricot. FOR YOU shampoo for men, FOR YOU shampoo apricot

Ridiculous Unnecessary Gendered Products ( A Thread)

funny lies tweets parents parenting twitter kids lol | tweet by Professional Worrier @pro_worrier_ try really hard not lie my kids Also can't go Disney world 's locked

Parents Tweet The Blatant Lies They Tell Their Kids (21 Tweets)