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Norwegian TV program pits professional stock-pickers up against beauty bloggers, astrologist, and actual cows | tweet by RobinWigg This is hilarious Norwegian TV programme pitted some professional stock-pickers against an astrologist, some beauty bloggers and kid not cows shitting field short thread

Pro Stock-Pickers Vs. Astrologist, Beauty Bloggers, And Cows

A "help wanted" ad for a babysitter is ridiculous with its extensive list of demands | tweet byKimberly Harrington @honeystaysuper Look know day is and where l'm posting this but still challenge find ANYTHING more bananas bat shit than THIS DARE. Assist 10-year old's with light homework long division, subtraction and writing. Play math games with them such as much fish should buy today five us and long will take us drive snow if 's 150 miles and go 50 miles an hour

Babysitter "Help Wanted" Ad Is Absolute Insanity

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Tweets from various people explaining how they got blocked by famous people | William Shatner @WilliamShatner blocked. vincesrocks Replying vincesrocks and @bertkreischer cause William Shatner @WilliamShat And am not guy green lit Eps 1-3! U Linda Sue @hyannis1952 Replying WilliamShatner This will get some annoyed Star Wars fans Vince @rottenzombiehug directed Star Trek V.

Ways People Got Blocked By Famous People

A Colorado Sheriff's department inspires all kinds of hilarious reactions for ridiculous boulder description | San Miguel Sheriff @SheriffAlert Large boulder size small boulder is completely blocking east-bound lane Highway 145 mm78 at Silverpick Rd. Please use caution and watch emergency vehicles area.

Colorado Sheriff's Department Breaks Brains With Boulder Description

Tweets from people about their pet peeves that they believe should be outlawed | Marcus Smith @LegitBlackSmith #ThereShouldBeALaw makes illegal talk someone prior their first cup coffee.

Infuriating Pet Peeves People Wish Were Illegal

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Funny Twitter memes entitled, "Follow Me for More Recipes" | Prettygetz Getrudes @PrettygetzG Follow more recipe hot dog sliced and covered in ketchup. Sudipto @tastemythunder Follow more recipes peeled banana on a plate bare minimum food funny kitchen no talent for cooking basic simple

Twitter Users Roast Their Own Cooking 'Skills' With This Culinary Meme

netflix parenting tweets funny lol twitter kids parents relatable accurate | Katie Didn't @Pork Chop_Hair [5:30am Babe. Wake up. Hurry, babe only have fourteen and half hours decide watch on Netflix tonight put coffee on. 1,972 5:31 PM Jan 19, 2020

Parents And Netflix: A True Love Story (22 Tweets)

A collection of ridiculously dumb moments from people on Facebook | kid my sister told paper strip thats chocolate kisses where edible and ate them w chocolate like year ili 4 they are WAIT REAL uli Replying why would believe this again. Canadians think titanic real event and not just movie dumb can. really hope kidding lol

Clueless People In Dire Need Of Intelligence

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tweets gender products wtf funny lol why weird twitter men woman | tweet by themouseyouknow unnecessarily gendered products, a thread: the 2 genders man and apricot. FOR YOU shampoo for men, FOR YOU shampoo apricot

Ridiculous Unnecessary Gendered Products ( A Thread)

funny lies tweets parents parenting twitter kids lol | tweet by Professional Worrier @pro_worrier_ try really hard not lie my kids Also can't go Disney world 's locked

Parents Tweet The Blatant Lies They Tell Their Kids (21 Tweets)

Funny meme about adding nevertheless in an essay for a little razzle dazzle. woman dancing while adding spice to her cooking food.

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Liars that got called out for spreading dishonesty online | Quit shit, this is 1000 PC at best. If actually managed spend 5k on got so ripped off 's not even funny Alexander Bro built peice by peice if u dont like get on Show parts list and managed spend 5k so can laugh at please 's 980ti god's sake Even 2080TI is only $1000.

Lying Liars Getting Lit Up By The Truth

Funny Twitter memes and reactions to someone on Twitter asserting that babies can develop Alzheimer's Disease from vaccines | Against Too many cases perfectly healthy babies all sudden being diagnosed health department will assist u with getting an exemption form. Long as u breastfeed give child natural nutrients needs Immune system A1 face sitter DmoonDonna Diagnosed with sasha4short Down syndrome Alzheimer's, etc. lisa simpson Babies w Alzheimer's hell are they forgetting?

Twitter Is Having A Field Day Over 'Baby Alzheimer's' Parodies

funny tweet about feet and metres | why do people like feet? not kink shaming just wondering what about feet makes them so attractive to some people. that must be something from the us here in europe we're more into metres

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Various Old Wives Tales unpacked for not being true | Daily Blast LIVE DAILY BLAST LIVE dailyblastlive Eating chocolate does NOT cause acne s not chocolate itself s high fat and sugar candy general can change skin. Indulging chocolate bar time time won't give breakouts WivesTalesDebunked

Old Wives Tales Debunked (8 Tweets)

Woman's Twitter story about going to Cats movie screening doesn't go well | tweet by Brydie Lee-Kennedy BrydieLK come an open air screening Cats and no one else is here. Update: 3 people and many many bats have joined us

Woman Goes to Screening of Cats, Goes about as Well as it Should